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I have an uber important agenda today. Its too complicated for any of you to fathom or even remotely comprehend so dont even ask. If you do ask you will quickly realize just how far in over your head you are and you will end up feeling inadequate.

After all I am Awesome Man and you are not.

Nomad;1324525 wrote: I have an uber important agenda today. Its too complicated for any of you to fathom or even remotely comprehend so dont even ask. If you do ask you will quickly realize just how far in over your head you are and you will end up feeling inadequate.

After all I am Awesome Man and you are not.


fine then, wasn't going to ask anyway, so there!:yh_rotfl

You are wise.

By the way, over there in the pictures of gifts the one on the left looks like a little penis protruding from a velvet sack. Thats not right.

Nomad;1324525 wrote: I have an uber important agenda today. Its too complicated for any of you to fathom or even remotely comprehend so dont even ask. If you do ask you will quickly realize just how far in over your head you are and you will end up feeling inadequate.

After all I am Awesome Man and you are not.


Don't forget to water the flowers after you've mown the lawn. :wah:

You mock but only because deep down you are envious that you yourself have no uber important plans that others are unable to comprehend.

Nomad;1324533 wrote: By the way, over there in the pictures of gifts the one on the left looks like a little penis protruding from a velvet sack. Thats not right.


It's meant to be a hand over a bald man's face. The word accompanying the pic is 'Doh!'. But you are quite right, it does look decidedly 'iffy' as a thumbnail pic ! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

If you click on 'FG Shop' then click on 'Gift Shop Items', it is about midway down the list ! :wah:

Nomad;1324533 wrote: By the way, over there in the pictures of gifts the one on the left looks like a little penis protruding from a velvet sack. Thats not right.


You just noticed? Why do you think I told you to tuck it back in and zip up the other day?

Perhaps because my mind isnt in the gutter 24/7 like some peoples.

Nomad;1324525 wrote: I have an uber important agenda today. Its too complicated for any of you to fathom or even remotely comprehend so dont even ask. If you do ask you will quickly realize just how far in over your head you are and you will end up feeling inadequate.

After all I am Awesome Man and you are not. How many times do I have to tell you that this delusion Is getting worse? You do not have an Important agenda Fromad, the most you are doing today is feeding Simone and going to the store. This does not rate as Uber Important.

On a scale of rating such Importance, this barely reaches the piffling barely noticable mark.

Uber, or goober?

Ah---------Uber rhymes with Goober, not to be confused with Tuber or Noober and certainly not Shuber.

Lon;1324631 wrote: Ah---------Uber rhymes with Goober, not to be confused with Tuber or Noober and certainly not Shuber.
It is actually Scuba . Nomad was Under-water when this feeling of superiority came to mind.

oscar;1324632 wrote: It is actually Scuba . Nomad was Under-water when this feeling of superiority came to mind.


Nomad is too young for a Senior Moment------------do you think that he possibly had a Delusional Moment?

He lives it daily.

Nomad;1324525 wrote: I have an uber important agenda today. Its too complicated for any of you to fathom or even remotely comprehend so dont even ask. If you do ask you will quickly realize just how far in over your head you are and you will end up feeling inadequate.

After all I am Awesome Man and you are not.


Try me

Nomie having an Unter Important moment:



Again.

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along-for-the-ride;1324642 wrote: Nomie having an Unter Important moment:



Again.


another one?:yh_rotfl

Lon;1324634 wrote: Nomad is too young for a Senior Moment------------do you think that he possibly had a Delusional Moment?
Bearing In mind that Fromad was recently burnt to a shrivled shrew and stung by a Hornet, I think the medication has given him an aura of Importance.

The medication actually made him think for a brief moment In time that he was actually You, Bonnie Lonnie or myself, the wonderous Oscar. We both know Lonnie that we share similar Jet set lives, buzzing here, there and every-where trying to cope with exciting daily events and being very much In demand by the General Public. Our lives are of which Fromad dreams of when alone wondering what cat food to buy. he craves the excitement that you and I find In each and every day of our lives being the Uber Intelligent, witty and popular folk that we are. We must pray for him Lonnie, and spare pity on this lesser soul who envies us with every turn.

Yeah, sure.................

So......don't keep us in suspense any longer.....

how did the tire rotation go?

Nomad;1324525 wrote: I have an uber important agenda today. Its too complicated for any of you to fathom or even remotely comprehend so dont even ask. If you do ask you will quickly realize just how far in over your head you are and you will end up feeling inadequate.

After all I am Awesome Man and you are not.
I have to go out now Fromad for I have an uber, uber, uber, uber, uber, uber agenda tonight. My Itinary Is actually so Important that I can not even reveal my plans to you but be assured that I got stuff to do.

Have you been to the store yet?

Nomad;1324531 wrote: You are wise.


I've learned from the best!:yh_rotfl