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the Brits are all asleep, aren't they?
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:12 pm
by koan
Quick, let's do something surly like diss the royal family.
the Brits are all asleep, aren't they?
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:40 pm
by Oscar Namechange
koan;1336812 wrote: Quick, let's do something surly like diss the royal family.
:wah::wah::wah:
This Brit Is up having breakfast at 06.35 am.... Got yer !!!!:wah:
the Brits are all asleep, aren't they?
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:40 pm
by koan
That Charles... sure has big ears.
the Brits are all asleep, aren't they?
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:41 pm
by Oscar Namechange
koan;1336818 wrote: That Charles... sure has big ears.
The Brits would agree with you there and tell you he Is also barking mad.
the Brits are all asleep, aren't they?
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:46 pm
by koan
damn, I thought we were pulling a fast one, too.
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the Brits are all asleep, aren't they?
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:57 pm
by Oscar Namechange
koan;1336821 wrote: damn, I thought we were pulling a fast one, too. I actually have a secret alarm Koan. No-one on FG knew of this alarm but I do not see why I have to keep It secret any-longer.
It was Invented for me by Peter Lake and Nomad In Nomads shack in Minnesotta.. They wore their tin hats and spent mionths on the proto-type crafting the machine out of old UFO's Nomad had lying around, some rusty lawn-mowers and spare parts from a micro oven. The Proto type was a little disastrous when Nomad was electrocuted and spontaniously combusted however, they perservered and the final alram was finished.
It Is a 'Dissing alarm'. It works by sending a small electrical current through your body the moment Johnny Foriegner disses any-thing about Great Britain. This means you can turn your PC off and not have to worry that dissing Is occurring whilst you sleep. It has settings that can be adjusted and for example, only a mild buzz will occur If Prince Charles Is dissed but should Johnny Foriegner diss Gordon Brown, former Prime Minister and over-all great guy, the current Is much stronger.
Rather like a metal detector can be set to Ignore non precious metals, the dissing alarm can be set to Ignore certain members of the Royal Family whilst alerting you In the strongest manner possible should our dear Queen be dissed while Britain sleeps.
the Brits are all asleep, aren't they?
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:02 pm
by koan
you should market that
the Brits are all asleep, aren't they?
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:24 am
by gmc
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