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Smiting sledded Polacks, etc

Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 9:13 pm
by spot
I can scarcely believe I'm typing these words...

The Danes have banned the sale of Ovaltine, Marmite and Horlicks on health grounds.

This will teach the Danes to ban Marmite! | From the Guardian | The Guardian

I'm left spluttering. Not a pretty sight. I shall immediately write to my MP demanding the recall of all Great Dane puppies as incontinent, and asking for a ban on at least one token production of Hamlet.

So frown'd I once, when, in an angry parle, I smote the sledded Polacks on the ice.

'Tis strange.

Smiting sledded Polacks, etc

Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 6:54 am
by spot
I failed to mention that Farley's Rusks are on the banned list too.