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Today will be the day that the world population tops 7 Billion......watch the count down here.

It's too few people by a factor of a million, and they're all in the wrong place.

spot;1373950 wrote: It's too few people by a factor of a million, and they're all in the wrong place.


Can I have a translation...............please

Bruv;1373954 wrote: [quote=spot]It's too few people by a factor of a million, and they're all in the wrong place.Can I have a translation...............please[/QUOTE]The number of humans on this planet is immaterial if we don't get off it and populate enough of the galaxy to stave off extinction events. If we leave we can multiply what we have now by a million and still be comfortable. Unless we leave, the population count is headed for zero. Worrying about the current rate of increase on one planet is a trivial distraction.

"If"......biggest word in the English language.

I am still working you out Mr Spot, not sure if you are an idealist socialist, a dreamer, or a nutter.

Practising Anarcho-Stalinist Christian, mate. I didn't just post an "if", I posted an "either ... or ...". I didn't leave any option unchecked.

spot;1373970 wrote: Practising Anarcho-Stalinist Christian, mate. I didn't just post an "if", I posted an "either ... or ...". I didn't leave any option unchecked.


OK got it now..................nutter.

Bruv;1373976 wrote: OK got it now..................nutter.


Admit it, you set that up.

Bruv;1373976 wrote: OK got it now..................nutter. There are sometimes I love you.

spot;1373979 wrote: Admit it, you set that up.


I wish I was that clever.

(What..................... right from the topic to the punchline?.....nah!!)

oscar;1373983 wrote: There are sometimes I love you.


:-2:-4

Spot makes a point that we always seem to miss. We don't have any place to go should something happen to this pale blue dot we all live on and there is an asteroid out there with our name on it. There's no "if" involved here, only when and how we either choose to survive as a species or become extinct.

I would note that I held two world records once. Nobody in the entire history of humankind had ever entered the world with so high a rate of increase in population or so high a population figure on the display panel. I lost the records shortly after.

I currently hold one world record. Nobody as young as me has ever lived through so large an increase in population as I have. I doubt anyone can take that one from me, it's mine for life.

There have been around a half million generations of humans so far. The latest four amount to around a tenth of all the humans ever born. That might give an indication of how extreme the current population figure is.

It's only going to get worse.

reffering to the OP .....................AND? Is that your biggest fear?

worse???? why because we started calculating?

FO..you effing arseholes have decided to record real accounts ...in far off lands, and now you are bemused ....you're not shocked, just bemused ....and tell me right now what the eff has it to do with you ?

spot;1374015 wrote: I would note that I held two world records once. Nobody in the entire history of humankind had ever entered the world with so high a rate of increase in population or so high a population figure on the display panel. I lost the records shortly after.

I currently hold one world record. Nobody as young as me has ever lived through so large an increase in population as I have. I doubt anyone can take that one from me, it's mine for life.

There have been around a half million generations of humans so far. The latest four amount to around a tenth of all the humans ever born. That might give an indication of how extreme the current population figure is.

It's only going to get worse.


You get bizarrer, or is that more bizarre.

Think both your 'records' need some explaining, if only for the dullards like me.

It's only going to get worse, hence the interest, and the post?

fuzzywuzzy;1374020 wrote: reffering to the OP .....................AND? Is that your biggest fear?


To me ?

My biggest fear ?

No......how to pay this months mortgage is more immediate to me.

It shouldn't affect me to much, but my children and grandchildren..........there's a flaw in that isn't there ?

Bruv;1374022 wrote: Think both your 'records' need some explaining, if only for the dullards like me.Not this time, I think. There are no clearer ways of expressing the facts I've noted in those two paragraphs.

spot;1374015 wrote: I would note that I held two world records once. Nobody in the entire history of humankind had ever entered the world with so high a rate of increase in population or so high a population figure on the display panel. I lost the records shortly after. So without any feedback from you I shall try and decipher your cryptic "record"(This could be painful)

The very next person born seconds after you then took that "Record", and that record was passed on instantly to the next person born...........etc etc etc......

Am I close ?



I currently hold one world record. Nobody as young as me has ever lived through so large an increase in population as I have. I doubt anyone can take that one from me, it's mine for life.


Is that you personally or all the others of your generation ?



spot;1374034 wrote: Not this time, I think. There are no clearer ways of expressing the facts I've noted in those two paragraphs.


I don't know if that confession reflects bad on me or you.

1. Yes

2. It's just me, on the basis that I selected the exact moment to define the record. Move the moment and someone else would hold it. For that definition though, I'm still the world record holder and likely to remain so.

spot;1374079 wrote: 1. Yes

2. It's just me, on the basis that I selected the exact moment to define the record. Move the moment and someone else would hold it. For that definition though, I'm still the world record holder and likely to remain so.


I'm jealous and I'm going to move the moment

.............and fantasist ?....................

Then........ I hold several world records that will never be taken from me......chuckle chortle Ha Ha Ha (manic laughter for dramatic effect)

I jumped higher than anybody at my age at three o'clock on a Sunday afternoon in May 1983......that is all mine......forever

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