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This is newgod

i am here to get banned permanently

i hold the world record for the most banned in the world

and i just jonin forums to get banned from there

so mods and admins ban me or face the curse of newgod

i am supermod in multiple forums and will also have my own forum soon in future so dont try to teach me forum laws i already know them for good

ban me right now

This place is absolutely dead there are noone to talk to also that the admins and mods are also not online plus i dont see any thing in the forum leaders section so i cannot directly pm them to ban me

well i am wait and watch if i am not banned then i will have to break some rules to get noticed and get banned

You're a bit of an idiot aren't you ...........BTW that was a rhetorical question.

God eh? ....I rest me case .

hey why dont use this first take a test tube then fill it with water and then put a stick in it and put it in the freezer then it becomes ice didlo then you can put some fuel on it and set it on fire then it will be fire and ice didlo then you can **** yourself with it and that will be called ****ing yourself with fire and ice didlo

hey i got it the admins and mods are so cowards that they dont even show themselves in the forum leaders list must be some shemales anyways regarding the anti swear system you got there here is my answer

here is the short and simple solution to the anti duplicate post system

here is the short and simple solution to the anti duplicate post system 2

here is the short and simple solution to the anti duplicate post system 3

here is the short and simple solution to the anti duplicate post system 4

Newgod;1377764 wrote: hey why dont use this first take a test tube then fill it with water and then put a stick in it and put it in the freezer then it becomes ice didlo then you can put some fuel on it and set it on fire then it will be fire and ice didlo then you can **** yourself with it and that will be called ****ing yourself with fire and ice didlo


Now that's an option ..... thanks for the advice ....

Newgod;1377766 wrote: hey i got it the admins and mods are so cowards that they dont even show themselves in the forum leaders list must be some shemales anyways regarding the anti swear system you got there here is my answer




well considering your father is in the same catagory should we take it as an insult?

aaawwwhhh now that's not fair.....YOu called me a racist and I was being so nice too .....Hey have the pakistanis invaded you yet ? typical Indian coward .

a personal message from NEW GOD i am putting you on my ignore list so i wont be seeing you and with all the nude miss universe nina merdedez pics i post to the head garderner i am sure he will come looking for me soon and well you know when you send someone and PM a email is generated now when ever that ******* head gardnerer checks his mail he will find Newgod there

hey i am a supermod myslef i know all this ****


damn missing out on miss universe nude pics .hey was it miss india? bugger .!!!!

fuzzywuzzy;1377803 wrote: damn missing out on miss universe nude pics .hey was it miss india? bugger .!!!!I thought she was German.

It's all a bit dispiriting. The site waits years in eager anticipation for an Indian to roll up who isn't trying to sell something for somebody else and when it one arrives he's a joker. You'd have thought there would be more on offer given how good his English is.

I'm impressed an indian has a sense of humour . Well ya gotta love it ....where's oscar when you need 'er?

Indians are famed for their sense of humour. I even found a clip of Newgod's mum bragging about his abilities...

Welcome Newgod........

Did you achieve your aim yet ?



*Bruv forms a horn with his right hand and chants repeatedly "Looooser.....Looooooser"

Is it banned already?

SnoozeAgain;1377811 wrote: Is it banned already?


Good lord no. I stopped him from posting image links to members' visitor pages and from uploading pictures because the site's meant to be work-friendly and I can't police visitor pages. I think I pre-emptively stopped him from PMing more than ten people a day too. Other than that, he's good. I created an entire new usergroup in case anyone else does the same some day, it's called Registered Berserker.

Am I missing something here - I thought the Americans kept all the Indians on reservations and didn't let them out:-2

Dear oh dear. Turbans, not feathers. That place we sold the obsolete Falklands aircraft carrier to. Hermes. Vickers Armstrong started building her in 1944, I'm surprised she still manages to stay afloat.

Perhaps our newbie could adopt the motto of the current incarnation - "I completely defeat those who dare fight me". It suits his style, bluster without substance.

Newgod;1377750 wrote: This is newgod

i am here to get banned permanently

i hold the world record for the most banned in the world

and i just jonin forums to get banned from there

so mods and admins ban me or face the curse of newgod

i am supermod in multiple forums and will also have my own forum soon in future so dont try to teach me forum laws i already know them for good

ban me right now


Tell you what.... here' another forum....

Mock

Register there and If you last one day with Frankie and Ninja without going crying to the admin and your mummy, I'll buy you a lollipop.

Go on.... I dare you.... register today..

Bloody hell. After all I've said over the years about bloody Frank poaching members from FG, and you stick a link to his latest venture on here? Strewth. Gordon Bennett. I'm lost for words.

spot;1377825 wrote: Bloody hell. After all I've said over the years about bloody Frank poaching members from FG, and you stick a link to his latest venture on here? Strewth. Gordon Bennett. I'm lost for words.


You know as well as I do, the chances of anyone from here registering at Mock are on par with England winning a world cup.

However, If Newgod, Is feeling brave, he/she may care to venture.

How entertaining! Don't ban him, just restrict his access to only the "Nifty 50's" forum!

ROFLMAO! He'll be like a caged monkey that we can all go and visit once and a while!

Now there's an idea . feel the love

Saint_;1377842 wrote: How entertaining! Don't ban him, just restrict his access to only the "Nifty 50's" forum!

ROFLMAO! He'll be like a caged monkey that we can all go and visit once and a while!


Perhaps Spot can try some of that community re-habilitation on him/her/It

Newgod;1377750 wrote: ...so dont try to teach me forum laws i already know them for good

ban me right nowIf you know them "for good" then why assume a mod will ban you without having presented any offense worth banning you over?

oscar;1377827 wrote: You know as well as I do, the chances of anyone from here registering at Mock are on par with England winning a world cup.

However, If Newgod, Is feeling brave, he/she may care to venture.


That forum is just a shade of its former self. The insults there are no worse than when spot is having a bad day here.

SnoozeAgain;1377904 wrote: That forum is just a shade of its former self. The insults there are no worse than when spot is having a bad day here.


Bah. You'm nobbut nadger bait, Snooze, and not worth condescending to.

i,ve been banned more times than you newgod from the FG

mind you i behave myself now

AA grumpy

the grumps;1377934 wrote: i,ve been banned more times than you newgod from the FG

mind you i behave myself now

AA grumpy


Just wondering Grumpy........are you an agoraphobic........this is the first time I have seen you outside one of your own threads.

I knew you could do it......I am proud of you.

my pleasure mate i do dabble......sometimes

the grumps;1377959 wrote: my pleasure mate i do dabble......sometimes


One step at a time....... we will get you out there..........................amongst the regular people.

spot;1377907 wrote: Bah. You'm nobbut nadger bait, Snooze, and not worth condescending to.


I have no idea what that means but you sound like a Dickens character.

Is that LC? lol

Yawn.

I've got a bunch of dick sized tools rusting in my hallway that outsize this limpwad's orifices but see no reason to sharpen them up at this point.

gmc;1377818 wrote: Am I missing something here - I thought the Americans kept all the Indians on reservations and didn't let them out:-2


It's not one of ours.

LarsMac;1378045 wrote: It's not one of ours.


what isn't?

Indian from India not a native american.

He was so interested in getting banned, but when he couldn't he disappeared in a huff.

flopstock;1378054 wrote: what isn't?


The Native Americans that we keep locked up on the rez.

Bruv;1378068 wrote: He was so interested in getting banned, but when he couldn't he disappeared in a huff.


Pretty rude, I say.

I miss him ....fun times fun times ...I still remember the autumn day we walked hand in hand through the park kicking up those golden and auburn leaves..........sigh. And staring into each others eyes as we sat in that little french cafe with the breeze gently blowing against the lace curtaining .......



or was that Bruv or grumpy?............shite can't remember now . Oh well .

LarsMac;1378080 wrote: Pretty rude, I say.


But.......is it worth a ban.........nope !!!

fuzzywuzzy;1378093 wrote:

or was that Bruv or grumpy?............shite can't remember now . Oh well .


Grumpy and me in the same sentence.............yuk!

What must it do to someone's self esteem, that their reason for being is something as low barred as getting banned from random sites - and yet they can't even accomplish it?

Perhaps we should review this on Christmas day as a goodwill to-wards man gesture?

Only if he comes back and joins in.

flopstock;1378121 wrote:

Perhaps we should review this on Christmas day as a goodwill to-wards man gesture?


NO !! sod em.

He read the AA Grumpy Column and lost all will to live.

Bruv;1378106 wrote: But.......is it worth a ban.........nope !!!


nope, if ya start banning folks fer being rude, I reckon a lot of forums would dry up.