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Hey. I'm corgz, i'm obsessed with corgis (pembroke).

Nice to meet everyone... yeah..

I was going to say something really clever with a link to Bill Bailey claiming Corgis were trained by the Queen to grab the Argos and attack the poor but I decided to be nice and just say hello.



eta: please ignore the link and never shop at Argos

Um....

We could swap recipes?

Hello corgz. Welcome to the garden.

So, what is it about Corgis you like?

Well i guess its the rich taste, and they're very moist... and oh so tender

I've never tasted them but I was just watching some corgi puppy videos on youtube... cuz that's what I do. Don't judge me.

I do not do that either... :-3:rolleyes:

Sorry, I just left another forum that continually harassed me and accused me of smelling like cat piss because I enjoy cute animal videos. I'm still a bit sensitive on the subject, apparently.

Welcome to FG!

everyone i've met on this forum so far is really weird...

Corgz;1381381 wrote: everyone i've met on this forum so far is really weird...Now that made me laugh.

SnoozeAgain;1381375 wrote: Sorry, I just left another forum that continually harassed me and accused me of smelling like cat piss because I enjoy cute animal videos. I'm still a bit sensitive on the subject, apparently.

Welcome to FG!You smell like cat piss!

Ahso!;1381383 wrote: You smell like cat piss!Perhaps louder?

YOU SMELL LIKE CAT PISS!

ETA: I kid, of course. I'm completely sympathetic with your disabilities.

Ahso!;1381384 wrote: Perhaps louder?

YOU SMELL LIKE CAT PISS!

ETA: I kid, of course. I'm completely sympathetic with your disabilities. Better to smell like cat piss than to look like some **** out of a low budget sci fi flick....

ETA: I kid, of course. I'm completely sympathetic with your disabilities.

oscar;1381386 wrote: Better to smell like cat piss than to look like some **** out of a low budget sci fi flick....

ETA: I kid, of course. I'm completely sympathetic with your disabilities.You liked the chimp more, stormy?

Ahso!;1381387 wrote: You liked the chimp better, stormy?
I find nothing about you likable at all.

oscar;1381388 wrote: I find nothing about you likable at all.Explain your obsession then, please.

Ahso!;1381389 wrote: Explain your obsession then, please. Sorry, better things to do.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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If I might call this intro thread to order, we have a convention deploring this sort of behaviour. I might split the thread if either of you so much as speaks again.

My apologies. You may, as far as I'm concerned, do as you wish with the offending posts, Spot.

oscar;1381386 wrote: Better to smell like cat piss than to look like some **** out of a low budget sci fi flick....

ETA: I kid, of course. I'm completely sympathetic with your disabilities.


Nice personal attack there, you state a few posts later that you haven't got time to respond to Ahso, pity you didn't have something better to do than attack someone personally.

Corgz;1381360 wrote: Hey. I'm corgz, i'm obsessed with corgis (pembroke).

Nice to meet everyone... yeah..


Welcome to FG Corgz, hope you hang around :-6

I reckon it was nice knowing you..

This all my fault, isn't it.

Hello Corgz! I hope you stick around and enjoy your visits with us.

We have members here who love cardis.......

along-for-the-ride;1381417 wrote: We have members here who love cardis.......


Good lord woman, put your glasses on!

That was awesome!

koan;1381458 wrote: That was awesome!


I agree! typical FG!

Corgz....Welcome to the Gardens!!

;)

i don't even....

Give it a chance....Your dog is adorable!! My neighbor has two corgies!!

actually, i dont own any corgis. thats from google. my mum won't get me a corgi

And quite right too. Only a thoughtless teenager would want to transport snacks across a thousand light years in the first place. Besides, Emperor Lrrr's import ban on royalty-related parasites would probably get you exiled if you were caught trying to bring one through customs.

Anything to declare?

Yip yip yip yip yip yip.

Yes, Lrrr would be deeply upset, he'd want to feast on it and i would get nothing

Besides which, I've not seen anything so lacking vroom and motivation as "my mum won't get me a corgi". Have you never jotted down her Paypal password just in case? Do you not know how to use eBay? Think how proud she'll be of your self-reliance if she comes home one day to find your new friend eating her hiking boots.

You know it makes sense.

Proud? more like deadly...

spot;1381487 wrote: Besides which, I've not seen anything so lacking vroom and motivation as "my mum won't get me a corgi". Have you never jotted down her Paypal password just in case? Do you not know how to use eBay? Think how proud she'll be of your self-reliance if she comes home one day to find your new friend eating her hiking boots.

You know it makes sense.


Are you sure that trying to get new members hung, drawn and quartered is allowed round here :wah:

To what better use can one put blue touchpaper?

spot;1381548 wrote: To what better use can one put blue touchpaper?


I would make a suggestion but I might get banned

To use as baking paper?



And by the way, finding corgis is extremely hard where i live :/

Corgz;1381599 wrote: finding corgis is extremely hard where i live :/


You've come to the right place for assistance then, we're experts at finding things.

First suggestion, wash them with a fluorescent soap and carry an ultraviolet torch when you're out looking for them.

Hang a cellphone from their collar before you let them out in the morning so you can listen for their ring-tone. That's a good one because then you can give each a different ring-tone and know which you've found. Except, I suppose, you'd know which one you'd dialled anyway.

Add hydrogen sulphide generating bacteria to their food. Tetramethyldiarsine would be detectable at a longer range but your corgi would be dead before you got to it.

It's because they've gone underground to plot the overthrow of capitalism and find a place to stash all the Argos.

Why do i have a feeling i'll die on this forum...

You'll die anyway, whether you are here or not here. Sorry.

In the meantime, if you open up and tell us some of your strange theories on life while you are present, we're likely to both encourage you and tell you that you've overblown your self image. You are free to focus on the people who encourage you as they are ultimately more relevant to your Earthly experience.

Translation: let your fear abandon you and tell us what your various organs have told your mind is true.

Oh, additionally, start a thread called "cute animal pics" and you'll have at least a small group of other members who are elated they can coo over small creatures that are not burdened with the knowledge of their own death.

Corgz;1381606 wrote: Why do i have a feeling i'll die on this forum... You're doing just fine.

This is oscar. You've met oscar already.

Where were we. Ah, yes. So how can we tell if oscar's made of wood?

If she weighs the same as a duck, she is made of wood.

monty python

Well well well while the cats away eh? You can follow me around on the internet as much as you like my boy ...YOU ARE NOT HAVING A CORGIE!!!!! ..........clean your room and I'll think about it.

May I introduce my youngest terrorist everyone. He'll keep you all entertained whilst I'm away I'm sure .