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Anyone who is anyone on FG should by now know exactly what I am all about. I sort of wear my heart on my sleeve most of the time. I have been around the block a couple of times and then some.

I dwell in the past ... I inhabit the lonely parts of life, the shadows, the dark recesses which have long ago passed us by and which will never ever come around again.

A very wise man once asked me this question: "Why do you continually look behind you? You are like the man who uses a canoe to ferry him across the river and then instead of leaving it behind, carries it on his back for the rest of his journey."

I guess I was born twenty or thirty years too late.

You'll do for me Big Boy

oscar;1381988 wrote: You'll do for me Big Boy




Ah oscar! :-4:-4

jones jones;1381990 wrote: Ah oscar! :-4:-4


I'm serious.... You're creative and Intelligent.... I like that... Your a man I'd spend time with on the lonely Moor.

oscar;1381991 wrote: I'm serious.... You're creative and Intelligent.... I like that... Your a man I'd spend time with on the lonely Moor.


Wow that is so cool cos I have always wanted to lives on the Moors!

jones jones;1381994 wrote: Wow that is so cool cos I have always wanted to lives on the Moors!


The next time you're In England I shall arrange with one of The Dartmoor Ghillie's who loans my husband his Lodge for fishing trips to let us use It for a few days. It's remote, you can't even get a phone signal up there. I've made the trip twice and the wildlife Is well worth the Isolation.

oscar;1381997 wrote: The next time you're In England I shall arrange with one of The Dartmoor Ghillie's who loans my husband his Lodge for fishing trips to let us use It for a few days. It's remote, you can't even get a phone signal up there. I've made the trip twice and the wildlife Is well worth the Isolation.


That is exactly what I want ... I will take you up on that!

jones jones;1381999 wrote: That is exactly what I want ... I will take you up on that! And I will hold you to It....

oscar;1382003 wrote: And I will hold you to It....


Deal ... shake!

jones jones;1382004 wrote: Deal ... shake! Shake

Hey, lets make this an FG get together! We could reenact "The Most Dangerous Game" with spot.

This Is Me ... The Chosen.

Anyone who is anyone on FG should by now know exactly what I am all about. I sort of wear my heart on my sleeve most of the time. I have been around the block a couple of times and then some.

I dwell in the past ... I inhabitat the lonely parts of life, the shadows, the dark recesses which have long ago passed us by and which will never ever come around again.

A very wise man once asked me this question: "Why do you continually look behind you? You are like the man who uses a canoe to ferry him across the river and then instead of leaving it behind, carries it on his back for the rest of his journey."

I guess I was born twenty or thirty years too late.


Well, I don't really know you, but I definitely get a cozy feeling when I'm with you. Maybe you bring the canoe because the load is light & you are pretty sure you will need it again. You're a warm, comfy person Mr. Jones.

I just remembered. Where you say: "guess I was born twenty or thirty years too late."

When I had asked you if your picture was a son or grandchild it was because I thought you were an older man than I now realize you are.

Why are you The Chosen? Are you Jewish? What are you chosen for?

Why are you The Chosen? Are you Jewish? What are you chosen for?



No not Jewish ... My avatar before this one had "The Chosen" printed under the picture. I now use it as a kinda "arrogant" byline just to annoy some members.

jones jones;1381987 wrote: Anyone who is anyone on FG should by now know exactly what I am all about. I sort of wear my heart on my sleeve most of the time. I have been around the block a couple of times and then some.

I dwell in the past ... I inhabit the lonely parts of life, the shadows, the dark recesses which have long ago passed us by and which will never ever come around again.

A very wise man once asked me this question: "Why do you continually look behind you? You are like the man who uses a canoe to ferry him across the river and then instead of leaving it behind, carries it on his back for the rest of his journey."

I guess I was born twenty or thirty years too late.


I love that story...I read something similar some years ago about two Buddhist monks and I found it very inspiring.

jones jones;1382144 wrote: Why are you The Chosen? Are you Jewish? What are you chosen for?



No not Jewish ... My avatar before this one had "The Chosen" printed under the picture. I now use it as a kinda "arrogant" byline just to annoy some members.


Who are you trying to annoy ?

Betty Boop;1382148 wrote: Who are you trying to annoy ?


Definitely not you Miss Boop! :-4

I just finished reading your thread: The Chosen Is in The House. So, you too are a new yorker. You fascinate me jones jones. I'm hooked.

AnneBoleyn;1382155 wrote: I just finished reading your thread: The Chosen Is in The House. So, you too are a new yorker. You fascinate me jones jones. I'm hooked.


I fear my journal has ever so slightly mislead you Anne .... My mother's parents and family are from New York and I lived there a while and have returned for visits. However I consider myself an American thru and thru.

Of course that does not make me any less fascinating!

jones jones;1382144 wrote: I now use it as a kinda "arrogant" byline just to annoy some members.


jones jones;1382156 wrote:

..........Of course that does not make me any less fascinating!


You NEED an arrogant byline to annoy people ?...........I don't.

Bruv;1382157 wrote: You NEED an arrogant byline to annoy people ?...........I don't.


Ah ... but you've had much more practise!

jones jones;1382158 wrote: Ah ... but you've had much more practise!


I do my best............maybe I try too hard.

What is the chosen ones secret ?

Bruv;1382160 wrote: I do my best............maybe I try too hard.

What is the chosen ones secret ?


I am gifted so it comes very naturally.

jones jones;1382161 wrote: I am gifted so it comes very naturally.


But you know so many things.........from corsets to baking, fine art and Hollywood lovelies.....sorry ceauties.

The Chosen One is so apt for you oh formidable one........

Bruv;1382162 wrote: But you know so many things.........from corsets to baking, fine art and Hollywood lovelies.....sorry ceauties.

The Chosen One is so apt for you oh formidable one........


You are rather animated tonite Bruv ... Are you pissed?

jones jones;1382163 wrote: You are rather animated tonite Bruv ... Are you pissed?


Only inebriated on you, basking in the glow.

jones jones;1381999 wrote: That is exactly what I want ... I will take you up on that!


A lonely night alone with Oscar on the moors, hound of the oscarvilles how about that for a working title? You may be the chosen but oscar is a right one

Does anyone know why I can't use smileys in my replies? Imagine if you will after the first paragraph someone screaming in terror, after the question mark falling about laughing and at the end laughing even louder, although a right one may be a british turn of phrase where the humour might be lost across the pond.

gmc;1382167 wrote: A lonely night alone with Oscar on the moors, hound of the oscarvilles how about that for a working title? You may be the chosen but oscar is a right one

Does anyone know why I can't use smileys in my replies? Imagine if you will after the first paragraph someone screaming in terror, after the question mark falling about laughing and at the end laughing even louder, although a right one may be a british turn of phrase where the humour might be lost across the pond.


Right one as In Far Right One I hope.

Your just jealous.

I shall make It an experience for JJ....

I would have offered you the experience only you'd spend the entire trip tossing cabers, munching heather and bothering pheasants.

Oscar, I've noticed that although you are located in England, your local time is the same as USA's mountain time. Can you explain? Sorry I'm so nosey, everybody, just trying to get to know you interesting folks.

AnneBoleyn;1382169 wrote: Oscar, I've noticed that although you are located in England, your local time is the same as USA's mountain time. Can you explain? Sorry I'm so nosey, everybody, just trying to get to know you interesting folks.


I have absolutely no Idea Anne... How strange !!!

Wonder If Bryn can explain..

I'm on Mountain Time... maybe you're my evil twin.

SnoozeAgain;1382197 wrote: I'm on Mountain Time... maybe you're my evil twin. I'm just thinking of all the trouble we can cause...

If all goes well. I'm going to Philly this year to see the one who quacks.... You any where near Philly ?

Not really.

oscar;1382192 wrote: I have absolutely no Idea Anne... How strange !!!

Wonder If Bryn can explain..


Go to 'settings' (top right hand side of the page), then under 'general settings' (left hand side of the page) scroll down and find 'date and time options' that's where you set your time zone

SnoozeAgain;1382201 wrote: Not really.




:yh_rotfl

Oh well, It was just a thought.....

Hang on..... Ahso lives In Philli :sneaky:

Betty Boop;1382202 wrote: Go to 'settings' (top right hand side of the page), then under 'general settings' (left hand side of the page) scroll down and find 'date and time options' that's where you set your time zone


Thanks...

You got one of those consumer surveys too? Being chosen ****in' sucks. They call and threaten you if you don't fill it out, too.