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Some have said they were told that they were instructed they were acting as a backup in case

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... ctors-text


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Mr Giuliani is 80.
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I get so puzzled on occasion. What on earth is this?
A US Coast Guard helicopter crew rescued a man who was left clinging to an ice box in the Gulf of Mexico after his boat was stranded overnight in waters roiled by Hurricane Milton.

[...]But on Thursday searchers located the man about 30 miles (48km) off Longboat Key, Florida, clinging to an open cooler chest

[...]US Coast Guard rescues man clinging to ice chest in Gulf of Mexico

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... ane-milton

What on earth is an ice box / open cooler chest / ice chest? Are we discussing a freezer here? The idea that the report gives three synonyms, all in some sort of of localized vocabulary instead of plain English, in what purports to be a news item in an allegedly English language newspaper, is ridiculous. I have no reason to believe "an ice box / open cooler chest / ice chest" is a freezer. For all I can tell it's something the size of a lunch box used to carry ice.

While I'm on the same page, "after his boat was stranded overnight" is equally baffling. His boat was on a beach? How is that a problem. What else could stranded mean? From the context of being winched from the sea 30 miles offshore it makes no sense at all. If his boat was on a beach, how can that be relevant? If they mean sunk, say sunk. If they have no idea where the boat is, then he found a floating thing and clung to it having been parted from his boat. Would an open freezer not sink? Mine would, it weighs well over a hundred pounds and has no inherent buoyancy. My open picnic cool box might just float given it's made of plastic, but that's as unlikely in this story as a lunch box.
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spot wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2024 12:21 am I get so puzzled on occasion. What on earth is this?
A US Coast Guard helicopter crew rescued a man who was left clinging to an ice box in the Gulf of Mexico after his boat was stranded overnight in waters roiled by Hurricane Milton.

[...]But on Thursday searchers located the man about 30 miles (48km) off Longboat Key, Florida, clinging to an open cooler chest

[...]US Coast Guard rescues man clinging to ice chest in Gulf of Mexico

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... ane-milton
What on earth is an ice box / open cooler chest / ice chest? Are we discussing a freezer here? The idea that the report gives three synonyms, all in some sort of of localized vocabulary instead of plain English, in what purports to be a news item in an allegedly English language newspaper, is ridiculous. I have no reason to believe "an ice box / open cooler chest / ice chest" is a freezer. For all I can tell it's something the size of a lunch box used to carry ice.

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It’s an electric cool box, usually 12 volt.
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Bryn Mawr wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2024 1:58 am
spot wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2024 12:21 am I get so puzzled on occasion. What on earth is this?
A US Coast Guard helicopter crew rescued a man who was left clinging to an ice box in the Gulf of Mexico after his boat was stranded overnight in waters roiled by Hurricane Milton.

[...]But on Thursday searchers located the man about 30 miles (48km) off Longboat Key, Florida, clinging to an open cooler chest

[...]US Coast Guard rescues man clinging to ice chest in Gulf of Mexico

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... ane-milton
What on earth is an ice box / open cooler chest / ice chest? Are we discussing a freezer here? The idea that the report gives three synonyms, all in some sort of of localized vocabulary instead of plain English, in what purports to be a news item in an allegedly English language newspaper, is ridiculous. I have no reason to believe "an ice box / open cooler chest / ice chest" is a freezer. For all I can tell it's something the size of a lunch box used to carry ice.

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It’s an electric cool box, usually 12 volt.


So... it's not capable of making or storing ice???
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George Osborne backs ‘HS2 light’ plan for Manchester-Birmingham route

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... gham-route

"light"? What??

It's like seeing people write "tonnes" to mean lots.

"Lite"!

For goodness' sake, if you're going to use a dumbed Americanism at least do it properly.
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