ForumGarden

A day goes by when a singular member doesn't flood the front page with his twaddle and it means sudden death.

Death ain't lookin' so bad.

Death? Really?

One member who can't keep his sad ass outta here pulls a hissy fit and it means the whole forum he can't stay away from dies?

Oh, say can you see by the pawns' fearless plight

What so proudly they hailed as their twilights last gleaming

Whose broad gripes and Mars bars fought a perilous fight

O'er the rambunctious farts of the gallantly dreaming.

If FG died every time someone said it was going to... we'd have achieved Buddhahood by now.

JJ, kiss my grits.

oh, yeah; and don't send your hussies in here. You got something to say, say it yourself.

Well I'm upper upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballroom

The event is never small

The social pages say I've got

The biggest balls of all

~ACDC

oh, damn, I'm all alone in my time zone. Got a few minutes too much on my hands.

I've got two close friends right now who are trying to get rid of social disasters like you. They're just too afraid to be alone. So don't think I can't give you the hell you deserve. I'm ripe for the reaping and you're a lousy ear of corn looking to poison someone's colon.

I've got three days off now so... hey, JJ. You. Me. Drag.

I don't eat corn, fortunately. I do occasionally eat cornbread, but since it's ground, I don't get the poisoned colon thing. Magnesium citrate helps.

And THAT is the definition of "Umbrage" isn't it ?



Calm down girl...............said in a caring way, it's just not worth that amount of energy.

Should we send flowers?

Who said the Forum is dead?

It looks alive and kicking to me.

Well if it's dead I'm either in heaven or hell....I'll let you be the judge.

What did I miss? Anyway some people take things way to personally.

Wow far out.

Don't prematurely kill this forum! I just joined! I'll get a complex or something. Actually, I can't be a true participant right now as I am having surgical work on my eyes, & it is too hard to see, so I come only for a glance and occasional comment. Koan, I look forward to many a discussion with you & others. Everybody stay where you are!

So, it's all Anne's fault.

What if it is? O, how may I free myself from this wretched curse!

AnneBoleyn;1384372 wrote: What if it is? O, how may I free myself from this wretched curse!


Gotta kiss a frog.

Gotta kiss a frog.
Volunteering are we? :yh_wink :yh_battin

AnneBoleyn;1384374 wrote: Volunteering are we? :yh_wink :yh_battin


Well I'm not sitting here on this rock whistling Dixie!!

Long live the Forum.

Well I'm not sitting here on this rock whistling Dixie!!
Is this going too fast? Am I losing my head? Is there a pharmaceutical alternative?

I hear it's more satisfying to lick a toad.

I hear it's more satisfying to lick a toad.


:yh_tong2

I can't! I have this strange condition!=

So hard to stay on a diet. Anything intravenous?

The King is dead! Long live the King!!

koan;1384386 wrote: The King is dead! Long live the King!!


No !!!! wrong thread.......oh yes see what you mean.

You couldn't make it up.

AnneBoleyn;1384380 wrote: Is this going too fast? Am I losing my head? Is there a pharmaceutical alternative?


Trymenagain?

Benadick?

Headaleve?

Vagidose?

depending on you sex and sexual preference.



if the forum is dead someone probably murdered it.

It's the soap opera genre. At the end of the season you find out they're still alive and was just a twin that got murdered... or perhaps it was all just one character's dream.