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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:53 am
by Lon
Some people read Tea Leaves. some are into Astrology. Me? I read Gravy Stains.

Send me your Gravy Stained table cloths, serviettes, clothing and I will (for absolutely free) read your fortune. :-3

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:58 am
by spot
I cannot bring myself to sink so low as to post my immediate reaction to that, Lon, but it was extremely uncouth.

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:26 am
by Lon
spot;1390178 wrote: I cannot bring myself to sink so low as to post my immediate reaction to that, Lon, but it was extremely uncouth.


I am going to the market shortly and will pick up some couth.

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:45 am
by theia
What a brilliant thread :wah:

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:04 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Nomad was on Facebook today. He has a new Tabby Kitten he's called Mia ( he rejected my name suggestion of Ninja ), He's been reading kitty poo today.

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:13 pm
by Bruv
Lon;1390177 wrote: Some people read Tea Leaves. some are into Astrology. Me? I read Gravy Stains.

Send me your Gravy Stained table cloths, serviettes, clothing and I will (for absolutely free) read your fortune. :-3


You just want to make stock ...............don't you ?

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:24 pm
by spot
Bruv;1390231 wrote: You just want to make stock ...............don't you ?
Ah. That sort of clothing. I had it in mind he intended some low-level DNA analysis.

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:33 pm
by Bruv
theia;1390191 wrote: What a brilliant thread :wah:


A little light relief after your ones ? :-3

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:35 pm
by Bruv
spot;1390236 wrote: Ah. That sort of clothing. I had it in mind he intended some low-level DNA analysis.


There is nothing low level about Lon.

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:46 pm
by Lon
Just a tip-------------out of consideration for my Jewish & Muslim friends please do not send me any items with PORK GRAVY STAINS.

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:52 pm
by Bruv
Lon;1390244 wrote: Just a tip-------------out of consideration for my Jewish & Muslim friends please do not send me any items with PORK GRAVY STAINS.


See.............he's started a soup kitchen

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:55 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Lon;1390244 wrote: Just a tip-------------out of consideration for my Jewish & Muslim friends please do not send me any items with PORK GRAVY STAINS. I'm still saving you the toenail clippings you asked for a year ago now.

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:52 pm
by Lon
oscar;1390246 wrote: I'm still saving you the toenail clippings you asked for a year ago now.


I hope you have kept them in a good marinade.

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:55 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Lon;1390267 wrote: I hope you have kept them in a good marinade.
No... a pillow case along with my belly fluff.

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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:00 am
by theia
Bruv;1390239 wrote: A little light relief after your ones ? :-3


Just because you haven't broken a bone in your foot, or aren't coughing yourself into kingdom come, doesn't mean you won't...

and then, cap in hand, you'll come crawling along to the poorly thread, mark my words.

Lon, do you read phlegm?

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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:28 am
by Lon
theia;1390280 wrote: Just because you haven't broken a bone in your foot, or aren't coughing yourself into kingdom come, doesn't mean you won't...

and then, cap in hand, you'll come crawling along to the poorly thread, mark my words.

Lon, do you read phlegm?


Just my own.