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Ok OK - I have a funny one for u all.............My sons teacher called and told me this one.......I died laughing:)

My son comes home from school today - He is 5 and in Optional Kind. - He says MOM...I have to tell you something..."I say - Honey, did u do something naughty?" - He says "YES! I did!" I asked - "WHAT?" He continues with this story..

This boy was chasing this girl..and she asked him to stop - My son says "Don't chase her becuase she said not too"...He keeps picking on this little girl, and so my son pushes him down...He cries, my son gets put in time out.. He then gets up - goes up to the teacher and says ..."You have the best time out here" ..She asks why, and he says -"Welp, when I get into trouble at home - they are longer..so I guess I can really be naughty here!!!!" - :wah:

to answer the thread query Mom, i would nominate somebody else for that honor. your son proves chivalry is not dead!

Great! The one I always remember (though it happened over 40 years ago!) was my little sister asking my dad, when he was sitting reading the paper "Why when you read the paper can`t you say the words at the same time?"!