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I just find it so.

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It's called schadenfreude.

gmc;1391607 wrote: I just find it so.

Men pay price for not reading instructions on hair removal cream as review pages detail painful genital experiences | Mail Online

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So.....what do you recommend for that sleek well manicured Celtic look ?

I actually used this some years ago, once, and never again to remove hair on my legs.

I read the Instructions to the letter but must have left the stuff on one nanosecond over the recommended time only to find It had stripped what seemed like several layers of my skin. The result was a burning, bright red, scalded effect that lasted for weeks.

I used the rest of the tube to remove limescale from the toilet basin.

I'd hate to see what It can do to a scrotum.

oscar;1391624 wrote: I'd hate to see what It can do to a scrotum.


Depends who's ?

Bruv;1391663 wrote: Depends who's ?


I doubt Spot goes for the manscape..

YZGI;1391677 wrote: I doubt Spot goes for the manscape..


How did your mind make THAT connection ?

oscar;1391624 wrote: I actually used this some years ago, once, and never again to remove hair on my legs.

I read the Instructions to the letter but must have left the stuff on one nanosecond over the recommended time only to find It had stripped what seemed like several layers of my skin. The result was a burning, bright red, scalded effect that lasted for weeks.

I used the rest of the tube to remove limescale from the toilet basin.

I'd hate to see what It can do to a scrotum.


Bruv;1391663 wrote: Depends who's ?
I figured, since Oscar and Spot are at war you were referring to Spot when you suggested it depends who's scrotum she might not HATE to see it happen to.

YZGI;1391677 wrote: I doubt Spot goes for the manscape..


Bruv;1391707 wrote: How did your mind make THAT connection ?


Make any sense--lol

Sometimes less is more.

English humour (with a U) is far more subtle than spelling it all out and dotting the i's and crossing the t's.............

oscar;1391624 wrote: I actually used this some years ago, once, and never again to remove hair on my legs.

I read the Instructions to the letter but must have left the stuff on one nanosecond over the recommended time only to find It had stripped what seemed like several layers of my skin. The result was a burning, bright red, scalded effect that lasted for weeks.

I used the rest of the tube to remove limescale from the toilet basin.

I'd hate to see what It can do to a scrotum.


Bruv;1391663 wrote: Depends who's ?


YZGI;1391677 wrote: I doubt Spot goes for the manscape..


Bruv;1391711 wrote: Sometimes less is more.

English humour (with a U) is far more subtle than spelling it all out and dotting the i's and crossing the t's.............


You asked how the connection was made.

YZGI;1391677 wrote: I doubt Spot goes for the manscape.. I bet he's a ' Back, sack and crack ' man

Bruv;1391619 wrote: So.....what do you recommend for that sleek well manicured Celtic look ?


It is hard to imagine the kind of narcissism required to spend long enough gazing in the mirror to develop the urge to start shaving or waxing anything more than one normally does. Alas the six pack has long since disappeared in to memory - still as I tell my wife you have far more fun with a beer barrel.

posted by oscar

I bet he's a ' Back, sack and crack ' man


The way your mind works is quaint but at the same time slightly disturbing.

YZGI;1391713 wrote: You asked how the connection was made.


Don't you get all serious on me now.

gmc;1391734 wrote: .........still as I tell my wife you have far more fun with a beer barrel.


And she believes you ?

gmc;1391734 wrote:

The way your mind works is quaint but at the same time slightly disturbing.


Yep

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gmc;1391734 wrote: still as I tell my wife you have far more fun with a beer barrel.

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Well. a girls got to have somewhere to rest her ashtray.

gmc;1391734 wrote: still as I tell my wife you have far more fun with a beer barrel.

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Not when you can't find the tap

Bruv;1391736 wrote: And she believes you ?


My sense of humour is a redeeming factor.

posted by oscar

Well. a girls got to have somewhere to rest her ashtray.




I don't want to know where that came from.

Not when you can't find the tap


Cruelty thy name is woman

gmc;1391789 wrote:



Cruelty thy name is woman Don't you know there Is nothing worse than a man with a beer barrel and a tiny tap?

oscar;1391790 wrote: Don't you know there Is nothing worse than a man with a beer barrel and a tiny tap?


It's a spigot

Spigot :A wooden faucet placed in the bunghole of a cask


That should give it more mileage.......what with 'wood' and 'bunghole' to play with........metaphorically.

Bruv;1391796 wrote: It's a spigot



That should give it more mileage.......what with 'wood' and 'bunghole' to play with........metaphorically.


Nothing worse than a grubby bunghole

Hmm, this thread took a nasty turn.Think I'll find the backdoor outta here.