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Don't ask me why this is funny

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:23 pm
by gmc
I just find it so.

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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:48 pm
by AnneBoleyn
It's called schadenfreude.

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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:32 pm
by Bruv
gmc;1391607 wrote: I just find it so.

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So.....what do you recommend for that sleek well manicured Celtic look ?

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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:28 pm
by Oscar Namechange
I actually used this some years ago, once, and never again to remove hair on my legs.

I read the Instructions to the letter but must have left the stuff on one nanosecond over the recommended time only to find It had stripped what seemed like several layers of my skin. The result was a burning, bright red, scalded effect that lasted for weeks.

I used the rest of the tube to remove limescale from the toilet basin.

I'd hate to see what It can do to a scrotum.

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:16 am
by Bruv
oscar;1391624 wrote: I'd hate to see what It can do to a scrotum.


Depends who's ?

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:50 am
by YZGI
Bruv;1391663 wrote: Depends who's ?


I doubt Spot goes for the manscape..

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:57 am
by Bruv
YZGI;1391677 wrote: I doubt Spot goes for the manscape..


How did your mind make THAT connection ?

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:07 am
by YZGI
oscar;1391624 wrote: I actually used this some years ago, once, and never again to remove hair on my legs.

I read the Instructions to the letter but must have left the stuff on one nanosecond over the recommended time only to find It had stripped what seemed like several layers of my skin. The result was a burning, bright red, scalded effect that lasted for weeks.

I used the rest of the tube to remove limescale from the toilet basin.

I'd hate to see what It can do to a scrotum.


Bruv;1391663 wrote: Depends who's ?
I figured, since Oscar and Spot are at war you were referring to Spot when you suggested it depends who's scrotum she might not HATE to see it happen to.

YZGI;1391677 wrote: I doubt Spot goes for the manscape..


Bruv;1391707 wrote: How did your mind make THAT connection ?


Make any sense--lol

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:15 am
by Bruv
Sometimes less is more.

English humour (with a U) is far more subtle than spelling it all out and dotting the i's and crossing the t's.............

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:50 am
by YZGI
oscar;1391624 wrote: I actually used this some years ago, once, and never again to remove hair on my legs.

I read the Instructions to the letter but must have left the stuff on one nanosecond over the recommended time only to find It had stripped what seemed like several layers of my skin. The result was a burning, bright red, scalded effect that lasted for weeks.

I used the rest of the tube to remove limescale from the toilet basin.

I'd hate to see what It can do to a scrotum.


Bruv;1391663 wrote: Depends who's ?


YZGI;1391677 wrote: I doubt Spot goes for the manscape..


Bruv;1391711 wrote: Sometimes less is more.

English humour (with a U) is far more subtle than spelling it all out and dotting the i's and crossing the t's.............


You asked how the connection was made.

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:48 pm
by Oscar Namechange
YZGI;1391677 wrote: I doubt Spot goes for the manscape.. I bet he's a ' Back, sack and crack ' man

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:10 pm
by gmc
Bruv;1391619 wrote: So.....what do you recommend for that sleek well manicured Celtic look ?


It is hard to imagine the kind of narcissism required to spend long enough gazing in the mirror to develop the urge to start shaving or waxing anything more than one normally does. Alas the six pack has long since disappeared in to memory - still as I tell my wife you have far more fun with a beer barrel.

posted by oscar

I bet he's a ' Back, sack and crack ' man


The way your mind works is quaint but at the same time slightly disturbing.

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:13 pm
by Bruv
YZGI;1391713 wrote: You asked how the connection was made.


Don't you get all serious on me now.

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:16 pm
by Bruv
gmc;1391734 wrote: .........still as I tell my wife you have far more fun with a beer barrel.


And she believes you ?

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:50 pm
by Oscar Namechange
gmc;1391734 wrote:

The way your mind works is quaint but at the same time slightly disturbing.


Yep

:yh_rotfl

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:51 pm
by Oscar Namechange
gmc;1391734 wrote: still as I tell my wife you have far more fun with a beer barrel.

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Well. a girls got to have somewhere to rest her ashtray.

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:52 pm
by Oscar Namechange
gmc;1391734 wrote: still as I tell my wife you have far more fun with a beer barrel.

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Not when you can't find the tap

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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:21 am
by gmc
Bruv;1391736 wrote: And she believes you ?


My sense of humour is a redeeming factor.

posted by oscar

Well. a girls got to have somewhere to rest her ashtray.




I don't want to know where that came from.

Not when you can't find the tap


Cruelty thy name is woman

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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:24 am
by Oscar Namechange
gmc;1391789 wrote:



Cruelty thy name is woman Don't you know there Is nothing worse than a man with a beer barrel and a tiny tap?

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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:48 am
by Bruv
oscar;1391790 wrote: Don't you know there Is nothing worse than a man with a beer barrel and a tiny tap?


It's a spigot

Spigot :A wooden faucet placed in the bunghole of a cask


That should give it more mileage.......what with 'wood' and 'bunghole' to play with........metaphorically.

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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:53 am
by Oscar Namechange
Bruv;1391796 wrote: It's a spigot



That should give it more mileage.......what with 'wood' and 'bunghole' to play with........metaphorically.


Nothing worse than a grubby bunghole

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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:10 am
by YZGI
Hmm, this thread took a nasty turn.Think I'll find the backdoor outta here.