WTF? Really? I keep looking for where Jesus said that being gay was a sin and teaching children to hate is a virtue, but I'm having difficulty finding it.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:07 pm
by LarsMac
It is mentioned in Leviticus, but I figure there are a lot of things ahead of it we Christians ought to be concerned about before we get to that.
And from what I can tell, God wants us to worry about our own behavior before we get all highfalutin' about what other folks are up to.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:12 pm
by Snooz
It's also written in Leviticus" "do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material."
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:25 pm
by LarsMac
SnoozeAgain;1395018 wrote: It's also written in Leviticus" "do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material."
DAMN!!! there go all my blended polyester suits.
Actually, it was very specific, to not wear a cloth woven of both linen and wool.
I suspect there was a fairly logical justification for that.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 8:46 pm
by LarsMac
One of my biggest complaint with my fellow Christians is how they pick and choose which Dasn't-does they will get after other people over.
There is a list of some 613 "commandments" given to the Jews as laws. These modern day Fundies get on our case over one or two of these laws, but how many do THEY follow.
For instance, it is forbidden to shave you beard. Most of these fundies are clean-shaven. And THAT rule is 100 further up the list than the one about men screwing men.
All sorts of stuff is on that list. And I figure if they can't check the whole list, they got no business gettin' on my case, or yours for not obeying the rules.
Something about casting the first stone, and cleaning your own mess up before frettin over your neighbor's mess.
Hypocrites.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 10:09 pm
by LarsMac
Holy CRAP!!!
I just watched the video. (well about the first minute of it was all I could tolerate.)
Those people are frightening.
I think I would be more comfortable around that guy in Miami.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:06 am
by Clodhopper
There is a list of some 613 "commandments" given to the Jews as laws. These modern day Fundies get on our case over one or two of these laws, but how many do THEY follow.
For instance, it is forbidden to shave you beard. Most of these fundies are clean-shaven. And THAT rule is 100 further up the list than the one about men screwing men.
All sorts of stuff is on that list. And I figure if they can't check the whole list, they got no business gettin' on my case, or yours for not obeying the rules.
Something about casting the first stone, and cleaning your own mess up before frettin over your neighbor's mess.
Hypocrites.
:yh_clap:yh_clap:yh_clap
Some of the kindest, best people I've known have been gay. If Heaven is denied them, I'm boycotting the place in protest.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:09 am
by Ahso!
Ain't no heaven, so ain't no matter.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:27 am
by Bruv
Ahso!;1395035 wrote: Ain't no heaven, so ain't no matter.
Oh No..................god help us all !!!!
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:45 am
by Ahso!
Bruv;1395046 wrote: god help us all !!!!
Nain't nun o dem needder. It's just bunch ol hillbillies sittin' round tellin' each other scary ghost stories. Dey don't meen no haam by it. Sure are lots o dooss homos 'round doe.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:05 am
by Snooz
There are hillbillies in Indiana?
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:08 am
by Ahso!
SnoozeAgain;1395048 wrote: There are hillbillies in Indiana?Dur eeryware, doos hill-billies - dur like dem home-oh-sex-shu-alls.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:00 am
by Snooz
Thank you Uncle Remus.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:22 am
by Oscar Namechange
Bloody hell... It makes the Jihad look positively charming.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:33 pm
by gmc
If that was a racist song people would find it outrageous.
Local Pastor Calls For Death of 'Queers & Homosexuals' - YouTube
Church member defends Pastor Worley's Anti-Gay Rant - YouTube
Seems they just have to have someone to hate, can't be righteous without righteous wrath about something.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:31 pm
by yaaarrrgg
These straight male pastors spend an awful lot of time thinking about man-on-man action.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:41 pm
by Wandrin
yaaarrrgg;1395357 wrote: These straight male pastors spend an awful lot of time thinking about man-on-man action.
And when they get caught with the male prostitutes, they loudly proclaim that that are not gay and continue preaching hatred.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:42 am
by Wild Fire
Dayum!!! This is seriously....depressing. How can any person in their right mind brainwash a child into this kind of thinking?? Maybe I'm being a bit extreme, but to me, this is borderline child abuse. I mean really, God forbid that they allow the child to grow up and decide for himself what's good or bad?
No homo's in heaven huh? I bet there will be bazillions more "homo's" than there will be rapists and murderers. That is one f'ed up way to bring up your child.
Children are a blessing and a gift. All too often they are given to people who believe differently.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:00 pm
by Bruv
Funnily enough that was the way I was thinking, it is akin to parents that teach children to swear and then laugh about it when they get it in the right place.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:45 pm
by gmc
Now now you lot jesus loves him the bible tells him so. Wonder how they explain judas and jesus having a kiss in the garden of gethsemane.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:56 pm
by Ahso!
gmc;1395411 wrote: Now now you lot jesus loves him the bible tells him so. Wonder how they explain judas and jesus having a kiss in the garden of gethsemane.What about John being "the disciple Jesus loved"?
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:07 pm
by Oscar Namechange
gmc;1395411 wrote: Now now you lot jesus loves him the bible tells him so. Wonder how they explain judas and jesus having a kiss in the garden of gethsemane.
Did you ever watch this????
Louis Theroux: America's Most Hated Family in Crisis - YouTube
The saddest part of this for me, was that their small children are victims of hatred and scorn due to their parents beliefs.... surely that's child abuse?
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:34 pm
by littleCJelkton
I have no quarrel with Homosexuals except they are thieves
Lesbians were a legitimate people on the Island of Lesbos, now just because of a few female homo-erotic poems it describes homosexual females
To be Gay or have a Gay time was to be having fun or being merry the Flinstones were having a Gay old time and now it is pretty much Gay=Homosexual
Rainbows were a wonder of nature that had some lure to them as Leprechauns guarded the pot of gold at the end of, Now it is the Homosexual National colors.
Fag was a cigarette a bundle or define something that tired you out now FAG= homosexual male
Soon the case will be this
Guy 1; Hey man are you going to get married
Guy 2; No I am not gay
Why is it so hard for the Homosexuals to come up with things on their own.
This is all in Jest of course :wah:
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:49 am
by gmc
oscar;1395417 wrote: Did you ever watch this????
Louis Theroux: America's Most Hated Family in Crisis - YouTube
The saddest part of this for me, was that their small children are victims of hatred and scorn due to their parents beliefs.... surely that's child abuse?
Depends on your point if view does it not? does failing to bring your child up to know jesus not also constitute a form of child abuse? How about homosexuals who also have children does their lifestyle not leave their children open to ridicule and abuse. The children of single mothers get it all the time and in the national press no less - bear in mind the majority of single patents end up that way because of divorce or death. Single mothers must be sinful because sex is the original sin and the only place for sex is within in marriage. Religion has it's own logic.
Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:25 pm
by 911
LarsMac;1395019 wrote: DAMN!!! there go all my blended polyester suits.
Actually, it was very specific, to not wear a cloth woven of both linen and wool.
I suspect there was a fairly logical justification for that.
Linen wrinkles so easily. Imagine how itchy that would be!