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1 You can't count your hair

2 You can't wash your eyes with soap

3 You can't breathe with your tongue out

Put your tongue back In you Idiot !

Things I know about you

1 You are reading this

2 You are human

3 You can't say the letter ' P ' without seperating your lips

4 You just tried to do It

6 You are now embarrassed

7 You skipped number 5

8 You went back to check If there was a number 5

9 You're laughing because you know you're an Idiot

10 You're hoping everyone else falls for this so you are not the only Idiot here.

You got me!

What hair ?

Bruv;1397123 wrote: What hair ?


You looked for number 5 didn't yer baldy ?

oscar;1397149 wrote: You looked for number 5 didn't yer baldy ?


Got ya !!!

I have long flowing curly locks of blondeness.......with a hell of a lot of grey, more grey (with a U) than golden blonde these days.

And yes I did check 5 out, after flicking the hair out of my eyes.

Bruv;1397152 wrote: Got ya !!!

I have long flowing curly locks of blondeness.......with a hell of a lot of grey, more grey (with a U) than golden blonde these days.

And yes I did check 5 out, after flicking the hair out of my eyes. Enough of your Pubies... what about on yer head?

oscar;1397155 wrote: Enough of your Pubies... what about on yer head?


Tut tut....the head of me what ?

Bruv;1397159 wrote: Tut tut....the head of me what ? Comb over ?