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We each of us have invaluable lessons we could make public.

Here's mine:Never believe or pay a cold caller on the phone, not even if it sounds true.

Never answer a call that has the number blocked.

Think twice before thinking.

Never open an attachment from an e mail you don't recognise.

There is only one penis enlargement device.. A woman.

If there is meatloaf on the menu, order something else.

spot;1398360 wrote: We each of us have invaluable lessons we could make public.

Here's mine:Never believe or pay a cold caller on the phone, not even if it sounds true.


Especially if they get teasy when you ask for a number so you can call them back when you've checked them out :wah:

Always have a cat in your life.

Sniff milk before you pour it.

Look before you leap.

“There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.”

George Sand quote (French Romantic writer, 1804-1876)

If dire necessity means you have to use a public convenience it is always a good idea to check you have picked one with sufficient paper for your use.

They say laughter is the best medicine. This is not always true sometimes it can be very unhelpful and annoying.

When out and about, take an extra layer - you can always take a jersey off; it's hard to put it on if you don't have one.

They say laughter is the best medicine. This is not always true sometimes it can be very unhelpful and annoying.


Oops. Gin and rhubarb?

Whenever you speak to a loved one on the phone, always end the call with "I love you".

Don't play scrabble with Theia

Clodhopper;1398613 wrote: When out and about, take an extra layer - you can always take a jersey off; it's hard to put it on if you don't have one.



Oops. Gin and rhubarb?


yeugh! Is that as disgusting as it sounds?

gmc;1398637 wrote: yeugh! Is that as disgusting as it sounds?


chuckle. Dunno. It's a liniment for bruises I mentioned in your carcrash thread. Not important. (I said brandy and rhubarb originally, but spot corrected me)

Clodhopper;1398647 wrote: chuckle. Dunno. It's a liniment for bruises I mentioned in your carcrash thread. Not important. (I said brandy and rhubarb originally, but spot corrected me)I was wondering whether you'd call my bluff and ask for a reliable source.

spot;1398660 wrote: I was wondering whether you'd call my bluff and ask for a reliable source.


No - when reminded it rang true. And it wasn't the point of the story anyway.

Which isn't to say applying whisky internally and externally wouldn't be good advice in certain circumstances, and rhubarb has been a well known panacea for centuries. So this is definitely, "Good advice".

Gin and tonic works well against malaria, of course.

gmc;1398637 wrote: yeugh! Is that as disgusting as it sounds? Clodhopper wears a Jersey.... Yep, that's a Lib Dem.

Never trust a man In a Jersey and Cordroy trousers who knocks on your door..... He'll be a Lib Dem, a frightful bore and want to talk to you about PR for hours until you lose the will to live.

Betty Boop;1398627 wrote: Don't play scrabble with Theia


Hey, you!! I just saw that!!

It's highs and lows in that game...I'm beginning a iiieuoi phase again, so hang on in there, it's your turn for a high :wah:

theia;1398727 wrote: Hey, you!! I just saw that!!

It's highs and lows in that game...I'm beginning a iiieuoi phase again, so hang on in there, it's your turn for a high :wah:


:wah: About time, I've been losing for days!

Never gamble with your bus fair...