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As a keen gardener and rare gnome collector i was shocked to come across this photograph of a musician called Guru Josh clearly violating one of the small people i cherish so dearly. Should i be so offended? Are their any others like me out there who feel this poor fellow is the subject of an on going violation in this mans garden!

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Socks.

Tell him he needs socks if he's going out like that.

He's dressed in pink. What did you expect?

YZGI;1398452 wrote: He's dressed in pink. What did you expect? Stop right there young man.

The abuse and mockery of gnomes Is a growing global concern. For far to long, their plight has gone unheard and Ignored. We need to publicise this kind of abuse In the media on a regular basis to make people aware of the disgusting acts taking place against the little people.



I am heartened to see Marjoriwhove standing up to these bullies and bringing attention to this vile act. It's a bout time this kind of abuse was exposed.

oscar;1398453 wrote: Stop right there young man.

The abuse and mockery of gnomes Is a growing global concern. For far to long, their plight has gone unheard and Ignored. We need to publicise this kind of abuse In the media on a regular basis to make people aware of the disgusting acts taking place against the little people.



I am heartened to see Marjoriwhove standing up to these bullies and bringing attention to this vile act. It's a bout time this kind of abuse was exposed.


How do we know that this act was not perpetuated by the gnome? I believe there is a gnome band of prostitutes terrorizing the UK. They have a decided advantage to regular size people for certain sexual acts you know.

oscar;1398453 wrote: It's a bout time this kind of abuse was exposed.Then you need to tell the cameraman he had the wrong angle. I, for one, can live without the imagery you're describing.

Marjoriwhove;1398444 wrote: i was shocked to come across this photographActually I'd be quite interested to know where you came across it. I can't, and I'm quite good at that sort of thing. I don't suppose you're Cat the Official Office PR by any chance?

YZGI;1398454 wrote: How do we know that this act was not perpetuated by the gnome? I believe there is a gnome band of prostitutes terrorizing the UK. They have a decided advantage to regular size people for certain sexual acts you know.


The gnome was corrupted.

I heard about that in a documentary the other day.

Gnome trafficking is a multi-billion dollar business in the underworld, according to the Gnome Rescue Foundation.

Every day thousands of gnomes are kidnapped and sold into slavery to people like this Josh character.

I heard that the Gnome community has taken to arming themselves, and and one famous gnome-trafficker, Abdul Hasn bin gut, was recently found in his garden, hanging from his Rose Trellis, riddled with tiny bullets.

The Gnomes are fighting back.

We must join forces with our Gnome Brethren and put a stop to this kind of abuse.

Free the Gnomes

Make you donations to support the cause at www.freegnomesnow.org

LarsMac;1398459 wrote: I heard about that in a documentary the other day.

Gnome trafficking is a multi-billion dollar business in the underworld, according to the Gnome Rescue Foundation.

Every day thousands of gnomes are kidnapped and sold into slavery to people like this Josh character.

I heard that the Gnome community has taken to arming themselves, and and one famous gnome-trafficker, Abdul Hasn bin gut, was recently found in his garden, hanging from his Rose Trellis, riddled with tiny bullets.

The Gnomes are fighting back.

We must join forces with our Gnome Brethren and put a stop to this kind of abuse.

Free the Gnomes

Make you donations to support the cause at www.freegnomesnow.org


Thank you for raising this Issue Lars.... we really must begin to comprehend their suffering.

I'm starting a fund raising event right now....

www.wankagnome.com

Another rogue gnome leaving the scene of its latest crime.

"Rose trellis" is a euphemism, right?

On closer inspection it is apparent that this is not just a simple case of gnome abuse but a concerted attempt by this man to gratify his pleasures without concern for the gnome! I have come across more photos of his gnome abuse and on closer inspection notice he is also involving an innocent frog in this lude act, being a frog lover I am quite frankly appalled. Does anyone know of a society for the prevention of cruelty to gnomes?

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gnoman should do that kind of thing but what of the man who took he picture and where has the gnome put his fishing rod? On second thoughts I don't want to know.

David Bowie- The Laughing Gnome - YouTube

Let me get the full gist. There's a chap in Ibiza who had a number one hit in Iceland, France and Holland and here he is five years later reduced to posing in pink underwear to try to launch some sort of Eurozone Media Penetration this autumn?

Where did Hove come into this.

SnoozeAgain;1398466 wrote: "Rose trellis" is a euphemism, right?


I hate to say this Snooze, but most Englishmen of a certain age know where Rose Trellis lives from memory.

I did a 'lude once, it was a lot of fun although it made me vomit all the booze I had already drank/drunk/drinked. But at least I wasn't hanging by my rose trellis.

Marjoriwhove;1398472 wrote: On closer inspection it is apparent that this is not just a simple case of gnome abuse but a concerted attempt by this man to gratify his pleasures without concern for the gnome! I have come across more photos of his gnome abuse and on closer inspection notice he is also involving an innocent frog in this lude act, being a frog lover I am quite frankly appalled. Does anyone know of a society for the prevention of cruelty to gnomes?


We had a woman on this forum once who abused eels. I reported her to the police and I trained evil Foxes to create carnage round her gaff In Essex. Haven't heard a peep from her since.

I have reported this gnome abuse to the elf and safety staff at the gnome office and Informed these people:

The secret society of the garden gnome. | Xanga Groups | Xanga.com - The Blogging Community

We plan a mass demonstration to Westminster.

Okay, "abused eels" HAS to be a euphemism! Was it spot's eel?

I wonder if gnomad knows anything about this?

I've rallied the forces.

YZGI;1398480 wrote: I wonder if gnomad knows anything about this?


What do you mean does he know anything about It ??? !!!!

Who do you think Is wearing the pink pants abusing the gnome In the OP?

LarsMac;1398486 wrote: I've rallied the forces.

:yh_rotfl

Hello Marjori! Enjoy your visits with us.

Here's a welcome mat for you......





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I am not one to gossip Marg, but I could not help but join this site after a number of my gardening and Gnome loving chums alerted me as to the alleged abuse of a Gnome whilst "gnome alone".

Being a gnome lover myself I just wanted to say that you are not the only one who is concerned as to the clear abuse of this poor gnome. I have for many years collected gnomes from countries far afield and to see a defenseless Gnome abused in this way has wriled me to seek assistance foe all I can and help you in your plight.

Tomorrow I am going to call some of my good Gnome contacts and will revert with hope of good tidings. In the meantime "chin up gal " and dont let these pesky blighters ruin your love of the Gnome.

LarsMac;1398486 wrote: I've rallied the forces.




SnoozeAgain;1398489 wrote:


Hah, those brats are no match for the GEF (Gnome Expidititionary Forces)

Where have our two disco divas got to?