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....Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Snowfire;1401296 wrote: ....Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?


I'll check that out next time I apply mascara, not convinced I have my mouth open when I do though. My eyes are most definitely open though

You own mascara??

Do men shave with their mouths open?

along-for-the-ride;1401368 wrote: Do men shave with their mouths open?


Yes and no, no due to shaving foam, yes due to getting right to the edge of hairy lips.

......why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Mind you Betty always puts lipstick on with her mouth open, I never worked that out either.

spot;1401382 wrote: Mind you Betty always puts lipstick on with her mouth open, I never worked that out either.


That's one thing I don't own any of.

spot;1401382 wrote: Mind you Betty always puts lipstick on with her mouth open, I never worked that out either.


When did you know of a woman who could keep her mouth closed long enough. They can put it on while having a conversation.





" Taxi for Snowfire "

If women are so good at multi-tasking they can't keep track of several programmes at once as most blokes can do as they channel hop.

This thread is temporarily unavailable for its primary function while the lads assimilate a bit of the other.

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Universal Remote Control - buy at Firebox.com

Normal service might be resumed tomorrow.

Sonic Screwdriver???

Oh wow. Clodhopper wants. Has many friends at whom to point it with suitable comment.

Clodhopper;1401486 wrote: Sonic Screwdriver???And it works and you point it at any of the boxes round the house and it switches them on and off and changes the volume and everything just like on Doctor Who!

You'd need an assistant too though, preferably one who doesn't need to read a manual to make something work.

it switches them on and off and changes the volume and everything


Yep, that's the bit I want. Teehee.

Already got the assistant. Not, unfortunately, very glamorous since he went to sleep curled over in the sun and his tummy burned in stripes. Currently looks like a pink and white zebra.