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I have never watched this before In my life but am hooked on this year.

Mainly due to the celebs... I adore Julian Clarey and Martin Kemp ( swoon ).

Who Is this Danica bird?

And who Is this Prince Lorenzo ?

Anyway... I fore-see a massive bust up coming. It's simmering.

oscar;1402002 wrote: I have never watched this before In my life but am hooked on this year.

Mainly due to the celebs... I adore Julian Clarey and Martin Kemp ( swoon ).

Who Is this Danica bird?

And who Is this Prince Lorenzo ?

Anyway... I fore-see a massive bust up coming. It's simmering.


Never thought I'd see those words from you.

Pity Cheryl went last night, the wrong person came out that's for sure.

Not sure who Danica 'is' but she's playing the men and earning a reputation for herself. Think she's a model in the outside world but she also entertains men on the internet from what I can gather. I did think it rather nasty to label her a hoar as Jasmine did though, bit strong a word where pricktease would have done. Shows the sort of person Jasmine is really rather than showing Danica up.

The prince I have no idea about other than he's American and rich.

Julian is great, I love his name for 'the situation' - the occasional table :wah:

Betty Boop;1402005 wrote: Never thought I'd see those words from you.

Pity Cheryl went last night, the wrong person came out that's for sure.

Not sure who Danica 'is' but she's playing the men and earning a reputation for herself. Think she's a model in the outside world but she also entertains men on the internet from what I can gather. I did think it rather nasty to label her a hoar as Jasmine did though, bit strong a word where pricktease would have done. Shows the sort of person Jasmine is really rather than showing Danica up.

The prince I have no idea about other than he's American and rich.

Julian is great, I love his name for 'the situation' - the occasional table :wah: Julian Clarey Is just how I would have Imagined him. A man of few words but he's just so dry and witty when he does.

Julie Goodyear and Colleen Nolan I fear are headed for fisticuffs... they both want to be Mother hen.

The Occassional table and Lorenzo also headed for fisticuffs.

Cheryl shouldn't have gone... she was hilarious.

Julie and Colleen first thing In the morning.... OMG... thought I looked rough first thing.

I have tuned in for a part of one episode...........................just to take a quick look.........honestly.

My question is Why ?

Clary, Kemp, and Nolan......why ?

They all must still be making a living, why put themselves on the line in such a way ?

Bruv;1402110 wrote: I have tuned in for a part of one episode...........................just to take a quick look.........honestly.

My question is Why ?

Clary, Kemp, and Nolan......why ?

They all must still be making a living, why put themselves on the line in such a way ? I think It's to do with the format of the prog.... You can't have It full of no-body's because the ratings will take a dive.

They probably pay the like of Clarey and Kemp big time just to get the ratings.

I'd pull them all in, one at a time, into the diary room and give them their bus fare home.

Snowfire;1402149 wrote: I'd pull them all in, one at a time, into the diary room and give them their bus fare home.


I'm finding all the posturing very entertaining. All the Insecurities are showing,

I think Clarey should climb Into bed with The Situation... that'll spice things up.

Tonight on BB, Julian Clarey reminded me of when he had a hit with this:

Julian Clary - "Leader Of The Pack" - original stereo video - YouTube

RIP Fanny The Wonder Dog

As It stands right now, I'd lay 4/5 on Julian winning and 3/1 on Martin Kemp.

oscar;1402312 wrote: As It stands right now, I'd lay 4/5 on Julian winning and 3/1 on Martin Kemp.


Maybe...but I currently feel that Martin is like watching paint dry, and I'm not seeing the acerbic wit that Julian is renowned for.

But then, I'm not impressed by any of them...maybe Julie Goodyear is the best entertainment value.

theia;1402313 wrote: Maybe...but I currently feel that Martin is like watching paint dry, and I'm not seeing the acerbic wit that Julian is renowned for.

But then, I'm not impressed by any of them...maybe Julie Goodyear is the best entertainment value. Oh I don't know.... asking Danica If she'd like to slip her finger Inside The Prince's ring was pretty acerbic.

oscar;1402323 wrote: Oh I don't know.... asking Danica If she'd like to slip her finger Inside The Prince's ring was pretty acerbic.


I think I probably used the wrong word because I suppose that was acerbic, yes...I was hoping for more subtle, more clever humour from him having heard some of his asides and comments.

theia;1402324 wrote: I think I probably used the wrong word because I suppose that was acerbic, yes...I was hoping for more subtle, more clever humour from him having heard some of his asides and comments.


My humble opinion Is that he seems to be very shy and at first out of his comfort zone. I think once It's down to a smaller group and he feels safe, he'll up the anti.

oscar;1402325 wrote: My humble opinion Is that he seems to be very shy and at first out of his comfort zone. I think once It's down to a smaller group and he feels safe, he'll up the anti.


Yes, I wondered about the shyness too.

theia;1402326 wrote: Yes, I wondered about the shyness too.


I reckon Danica won't be voted out tonight... the public love a s.hit stirrer.

Colleens getting on my tits with her over-sensitivity.

I think Julie may have a game plan.

I'm still waiting in the diary room with their bus fare !

Snowfire;1402341 wrote: I'm still waiting in the diary room with their bus fare ! I nearly switched off last night...

The entire prog seems to be centered around one Immature girl stringing along two of the guys... we see very little of the other house mates.

oscar;1402458 wrote: I nearly switched off last night...

The entire prog seems to be centered around one Immature girl stringing along two of the guys... we see very little of the other house mates.


True, but maybe not so immature...have you seen her wishlist on amazon?

theia;1402461 wrote: True, but maybe not so immature...have you seen her wishlist on amazon?
I haven't looked at anything of hers..

I just wish they would cover some of the others....

Did you see Julie last night making up stories about Colleen ? What's that all about?

oscar;1402480 wrote: I haven't looked at anything of hers..

I just wish they would cover some of the others....

Did you see Julie last night making up stories about Colleen ? What's that all about?


Yes, I did...and I haven't got a clue what it's all about. Not particularly nice though. And it seems that some of them are earning three figure sums for being in there.

theia;1402489 wrote: [QUOTE=oscar;1402480]I haven't looked at anything of hers..

I just wish they would cover some of the others....

Did you see Julie last night making up stories about Colleen ? What's that all about?


Yes, I did...and I haven't got a clue what it's all about. Not particularly nice though. And it seems that some of them are earning three figure sums for being in there.
I watched all the episodes and even Mr O said to me last night... 'Have I missed something, when did Colleen do/say that?.... I think now the evictions will happen every night, Julie wants Colleen out quick.

So last night In the BB house...

Poor Colleen broke down In tears In the Diary room last night....

I agreed with every word she said... what a nasty piece of work that Julie Goodyear Is ???

I fore-see a bust up before dawn...

theia;1402489 wrote: Yes, I did...and I haven't got a clue what it's all about. Not particularly nice though. And it seems that some of them are earning three figure sums for being in there.


£ 100

As much as that ?

Julie did make me laugh with her description of being smacked in the face with a custard tart by Colleen. Trouble is, we've all seen the action replay!

Yes, Julie is fighting dirty now, let's hope Colleen stays tonight as I reckon she can out wit Julie.

Snowfire;1402681 wrote: £ 100

As much as that ?


Yes, it's obscene...

Well, at least there is football on tonight. Something a little more cultured than Julie Goodyear puffing on a Woodbine

Snowfire;1402686 wrote: Well, at least there is football on tonight. Something a little more cultured than Julie Goodyear puffing on a Woodbine


You don't fool me! You'll be there, glued to the CBB screen, knitting needles a-clicking.

Betty Boop;1402682 wrote: Julie did make me laugh with her description of being smacked in the face with a custard tart by Colleen. Trouble is, we've all seen the action replay!

Yes, Julie is fighting dirty now, let's hope Colleen stays tonight as I reckon she can out wit Julie.
But what planet is she on?

Doe's she not realise that BB camera's are everywhere and that It's the viewers who can see that the claims she Is making are untrue?

Didn't Julian and Martin do well. Men in tights :wah:

Betty Boop;1402709 wrote: Didn't Julian and Martin do well. Men in tights :wah: Martin Kemp In tights.... on my !!!! Need a lie down

So... double eviction tonight...

After the Daily Mail reporter went I though Colleen was for the chop.

But I was watching Julie's face as they called out Danica Instead. Julie looked like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle....

Did anyone else hear the lynch mob outside shouting ' Get Julie out'.

It gets more amusing.... the house has turned on Julie....

Doesn't she realise there's microphones and camera's everywhere?

I wish Julie would stop chewing gum, it looks terrible.

So she kisses the occasional table on the way to the diary room and then he's the first person she nominates! :wah:

The gum slanging makes me feel sick.... It's not the sight of the chewing but the noise she makes slopping It around her gob.

As for her comments In the diary room.... oh please !!!

" I want to get In the final to give hope to pensioners"...... retch

" As for those who nominated me.... two faced bastards.... may god forgive them "......... retch

Colleen put It Into perspective when she said " Those nominated have to remember they've just nominated people for eviction".

Two faced????

She then says to Julian.... Colleen can get her fat arrse out of that pool" because she's too thick to understand there's camera's everywhere.

Nothing worse than a two faced b.itch Is there? And Julian Is now annoying me for not being honest with her.

oscar;1403263 wrote: The gum slanging makes me feel sick.... It's not the sight of the chewing but the noise she makes slopping It around her gob.

As for her comments In the diary room.... oh please !!!

" I want to get In the final to give hope to pensioners"...... retch

" As for those who nominated me.... two faced bastards.... may god forgive them "......... retch

Colleen put It Into perspective when she said " Those nominated have to remember they've just nominated people for eviction".

Two faced????

She then says to Julian.... Colleen can get her fat arrse out of that pool" because she's too thick to understand there's camera's everywhere.

Nothing worse than a two faced b.itch Is there? And Julian Is now annoying me for not being honest with her.


I think she's just playing the part of Bet, or maybe the character has taken her over. She annoys me with her constant chewing too, but, out of all of them there, she has provided the best entertainment. I would quite like to see her make the final and for Julian to win.

theia;1403268 wrote: I think she's just playing the part of Bet, or maybe the character has taken her over. She annoys me with her constant chewing too, but, out of all of them there, she has provided the best entertainment. I would quite like to see her make the final and for Julian to win.


No she's not....

Saying to Julian last night.... " I'm a good actress, you wait until tomorrow"...

The character of Bet Lynch was loved by the Nation... the character !!!! It Is the character that is the National Treasure not the person who acted her....

The reason the Nation has turned on her along with the housemates Is the very fact that If she was being Bet Lynch, she would be the lovable rogue that the national came to love.... what everyone Is seeing Is just the actress... a nasty two faced vindictive old woman.

oscar;1403275 wrote: No she's not....

Saying to Julian last night.... " I'm a good actress, you wait until tomorrow"...

The character of Bet Lynch was loved by the Nation... the character !!!! It Is the character that is the National Treasure not the person who acted her....

The reason the Nation has turned on her along with the housemates Is the very fact that If she was being Bet Lynch, she would be the lovable rogue that the national came to love.... what everyone Is seeing Is just the actress... a nasty two faced vindictive old woman.


She's exactly as I would have imagined a 70 year old Bet to be...forthright, crabby and a pot stirrer.

theia;1403287 wrote: She's exactly as I would have imagined a 70 year old Bet to be...forthright, crabby and a pot stirrer. Don't get me wrong... I adored Bet Lynch and I used to like Julie the person who played her... I don't like the person I'm seeing on TV right now...

I've gone off Martin Kemp... watching grass grow Is more entertaining.

oscar;1403290 wrote: Don't get me wrong... I adored Bet Lynch and I used to like Julie the person who played her... I don't like the person I'm seeing on TV right now...

I've gone off Martin Kemp... watching grass grow Is more entertaining.


Agreed! As dull as dishwater.

theia;1403295 wrote: Agreed! As dull as dishwater. Isn't he? I'm warming to the occassional table.

oscar;1403299 wrote: Isn't he? I'm warming to the occassional table.


Yes, he's okay but I'm not keen on Ashley and Harvey...the latter haven't brought anything to the show and yet are in the final!

I don't know who's sadder. You lot for watching that drivvel, or me for watching " The Great British Bake Off "

No! It's you lot. Definitely you lot

Snowfire;1403301 wrote: I don't know who's sadder. You lot for watching that drivvel, or me for watching " The Great British Bake Off "

No! It's you lot. Definitely you lot


Oh, that treacle tart from last week! My Mum used to make it...it was lovely (I'm recording it this week)



Edit...the programme NOT the tart

theia;1403300 wrote: Yes, he's okay but I'm not keen on Ashley and Harvey...the latter haven't brought anything to the show and yet are in the final!


Ashley and Harvey are game playing from the start... all this ' I've got your back bro'... makes me sick..... Colleen to win

Update from another saddo...

Julie is out

You'd think she'd have got rid of the chewing gum as she left the house!!

Betty Boop;1403445 wrote: Update from another saddo...

Julie is out

You'd think she'd have got rid of the chewing gum as she left the house!!


What a revolting woman !!!!

I would not have put It past the BB team to pay people to cheer her when she came out and during her Interview to avoid It looking like a witch hunt.

I think the final two will be Colleen and Julian...

Snowfire;1403301 wrote: I don't know who's sadder. You lot for watching that drivvel, or me for watching " The Great British Bake Off "

No! It's you lot. Definitely you lot


As soon as that finish's ' I'm a celebrity get me out of here' will begin.

Like her or loathe her, Julie was a true entertainer.

Apart from Julian, we are left with a borefest...thank goodness it finishes tomorrow.

theia;1403483 wrote: Like her or loathe her, Julie was a true entertainer.

Apart from Julian, we are left with a borefest...thank goodness it finishes tomorrow. Then that says a lot about the Nation... she was a foul mouthed, vile, vindictive, two faced bitch who play the pensioner card when she got rumbled. If the Nation actually enjoyed watching that and found It entertaining, the no wonder the bloody country Is a mess.

Colleen Is witty and funny and most of all a beautiful warm human being.... I enjoy watching someone who is that nice... not that old hag you think was entertainment. Where Is the entertainment In watching some old hag slang gum round her gob while ripping apart other house mates

oscar;1403495 wrote: Then that says a lot about the Nation... she was a foul mouthed, vile, vindictive, two faced bitch who play the pensioner card when she got rumbled. If the Nation actually enjoyed watching that and found It entertaining, the no wonder the bloody country Is a mess.

Colleen Is witty and funny and most of all a beautiful warm human being.... I enjoy watching someone who is that nice... not that old hag you think was entertainment. Where Is the entertainment In watching some old hag slang gum round her gob while ripping apart other house mates


Oh Oscar, most of it was firmly tongue in cheek...you didn't take it all seriously, did you?