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Or do Women do it too?

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Do what?

Sit on street benches looking like slobs?

or is that guy picking his nose??

Could be, I never noticed... Thought he was smoking or something.

If that's the case never in public, same as farting :wah:

hehehe I agree with ya there girl. NEVER in public.

Speaking of in public, I used to work with a woman who absolutely thought it looked horrible for women to smoke on the street. HAH she was a smoker herself and refused to have a smoke when outside on the street. Funny huh.

Letha, I do believe you are the first woman I have ever heardadmit that she tooted. in public or otherwise

A great man once said, “You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your friends’ noses.”

I had a patient once who was a very handsome and dignified woman who had an important position in the diplomatic corps for the U.K. As she sat in the chair, there was a very thin dried flake of mucus dangling from her right nostril, and her hand started moving up to brush it away. I turned my back, pretending I had something to do in another part of the room, to give her a discreet opportunity to remove it, and pretended that I did not see it.

I came back to the chair and said “Good morning, Mrs. Jones! So what brings you in today?” and I heard a little voice in my head say, “Hiya, Booger Nose!”

telaquapacky wrote: A great man once said, “You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your friends’ noses.”

I had a patient once who was a very handsome and dignified woman who had an important position in the diplomatic corps for the U.K. As she sat in the chair, there was a very thin dried flake of mucus dangling from her right nostril, and her hand started moving up to brush it away. I turned my back, pretending I had something to do in another part of the room, to give her a discreet opportunity to remove it, and pretended that I did not see it.

I came back to the chair and said “Good morning, Mrs. Jones! So what brings you in today?” and I heard a little voice in my head say, “Hiya, Booger Nose!”


I'm glad I'm not the only one who has a voice in her head saying the same thing. I suppose I would call that a private joke when I'm the only one laughing.

I laughed until I had tears running out my eyes and my honey didn't get it. Oh well - private joke.

Ok so how do you tell someone your talking to that they have a little "cling on" hanging from their nostril?

Do you need a kleenex? comes to mind

Buzzard, and all the rest of you guys out there....here's a news flash for ya: Women DO pick their noses. We also fart, burp, poop and scratch. We have just perfected the practices so that you never catch us at it!

BR!!!!

You told our deepest secrets. Shame Shame on you.

Tribal secrets, I know....but I didn't say HOW we have reached this level of enlightenment and sneakiness! :sneaky:

heh heh yes that is a relief you didn't "expose" all

I still blame my dog.

I hate driving along and seeing some guy with his finger stuck up his hooter.:yh_sick

ahahahahahahahaha poor pooch.

It made my daughter happy - I quit blaming her - and she lives in Tennessee!

OK OK - another private family joke

nvalleyvee wrote: It made my daughter happy - I quit blaming her - and she lives in Tennessee!


ahahaha no wonder she moved.

Actually a young military man stole her away from home - now he blames her - I taught him well. I didn't want her to get homesick.

heh heh heh that is funny, gawd she may end up with a complex

Well maybe some Women do it too.



Royal snot

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telaquapacky wrote: A great man once said, “You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your friends’ noses.”



I had a patient once who was a very handsome and dignified woman who had an important position in the diplomatic corps for the U.K. As she sat in the chair, there was a very thin dried flake of mucus dangling from her right nostril, and her hand started moving up to brush it away. I turned my back, pretending I had something to do in another part of the room, to give her a discreet opportunity to remove it, and pretended that I did not see it.



I came back to the chair and said “Good morning, Mrs. Jones! So what brings you in today?” and I heard a little voice in my head say, “Hiya, Booger Nose!”Good one Telaquapacky

Nose pickin has gone on for YEARS now,,,,,,,,,







Fake Nose Scratch

When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.







Pick And Stick

You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.



Paydirt

The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.

BTS wrote: Nose pickin has gone on for YEARS now,,,,,,,,,







Fake Nose Scratch

When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.







Pick And Stick

You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.



Paydirt

The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.WOW

I never do this (at least,not where others can see me!)

john8pies wrote: I never do this (at least,not where others can see me!)My Mrs comes home everyday and tells me the amount of Men she seen doing it.