Kid stories - just for fun
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 3:40 pm
I just told a couple of Mom stories on another thread and thought it would be fun as another thread. Here is the one I just told to get us started:
Want another Mom story? During her Manson phase she insisted on wearing MY black slip to school as a skirt - all the kids were doing it MOM. We argued and she went to school presentably dressed. Guess who picked her up - yes I got off work early just to see what she was wearing - and she was wearing the slip. I took the scissors to it as soon as we got home. There were backpack inspections after that day. Now I pose the question - when did she think I was born? It might have been at night but it wasn't last night!
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Want another Mom story? During her Manson phase she insisted on wearing MY black slip to school as a skirt - all the kids were doing it MOM. We argued and she went to school presentably dressed. Guess who picked her up - yes I got off work early just to see what she was wearing - and she was wearing the slip. I took the scissors to it as soon as we got home. There were backpack inspections after that day. Now I pose the question - when did she think I was born? It might have been at night but it wasn't last night!
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