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You check out all the earthlings reading this to and fro between Betty and The Chosen?

So good for FG!

jones jones;1413700 wrote: You check out all the earthlings reading this to and fro between Betty and The Chosen?

So good for FG!


I bet FG is sooooooo grateful your eminence

Bruv;1413702 wrote: I bet FG is sooooooo grateful your eminence


Sergeant Bruv ... I am not one to put a fellow earthling down.

However in your case I will make an exception.

So tell me Dr Bruv ....

Do you evvva evva post an original thread or are you the quintessential "Salacious Crumb"?

Am I a Sergeant Captain or a Dr ?

I suspect I am as bored as you, it is raining outside, I am locked inside "looking after business" and you are the entertainment today.

Not that I provoked or looked for that entertainment, you being the drama queen you are, invite it and bask in it.

What is it with your ego, your need for attention, that you throw these tantrums on such a regular basis ?

I really shouldn't feed your need, it is like I am supplying a drug addict his fix..........nobody benefits, everybody gets grubby

Bruv;1413708 wrote: Am I a Sergeant Captain or a Dr ?

I suspect I am as bored as you, it is raining outside, I am locked inside "looking after business" and you are the entertainment today.

Not that I provoked or looked for that entertainment, you being the drama queen you are, invite it and bask in it.

What is it with your ego, your need for attention, that you throw these tantrums on such a regular basis ?

I really shouldn't feed your need, it is like I am supplying a drug addict his fix..........nobody benefits, everybody gets grubby


Now this is more like it Sergeant. I am pleased to note that this is the longest post you have ever made in a thread on FG. Now do everyone a favour and creep back into your shell.

You used to have my sympathy because I felt you were being singled out. However I've changed my mind, you really are an obnoxious ass.

SnoozeAgain;1413741 wrote: You used to have my sympathy because I felt you were being singled out. However I've changed my mind, you really are an obnoxious ass.


And you are such a cutie pie for pointing this out

You have a nice day Snooze!!

jones jones;1413735 wrote: Now this is more like it Sergeant. I am pleased to note that this is the longest post you have ever made in a thread on FG. Now do everyone a favour and creep back into your shell.
Fair enough.........

Bruv..... I love you.

However, I feel It only fair to point out that after Mr O and myself slobbed on the reclining sofa to watch Kill Bill 11 with a bottle of vintage port and an over ripe stilton, I may be being a little over dramatic.... however, Happy Christmas to you xxxxx

I'm very fond of Bruv as well but then I've been drinking cheap boxed wine.

As for me, I much prefer an occasional crisp commentary to a voluminous and often acerbic, self-serving chatter.

Bruv;1413702 wrote: I bet FG is sooooooo grateful your eminence


OK...why do the two of you who in an odd way seem to get along insulting each other?:-2

keep reading there is more.

Lady J;1413788 wrote: OK...why do the two of you who in an odd way seem to get along insulting each other?:-2

keep reading there is more.
Do you want my immediate and honest answer.......or my diplomatic one ?

Where is the ...........more ?

Are you just another tease ?

As Johnny Nash would say "There are more questions than answers"

oscar;1413779 wrote: Bruv..... I love you.

However, I feel It only fair to point out that after Mr O and myself slobbed on the reclining sofa to watch Kill Bill 11 with a bottle of vintage port and an over ripe stilton, I may be being a little over dramatic.... however, Happy Christmas to you xxxxx


It's the wine talking I suspect.

Have a Happy one, you and yours and every body who wanders this way too

How does a 'me and Betty Boop' thread turn into a Merry Christmas Barney I love you. , you love me thread.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

YZGI;1413835 wrote: How does a 'me and Betty Boop' thread turn into a Merry Christmas Barney I love you. , you love me thread.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


What can I say ?

I was worse the wear for Christmas Port. I have sobered up now and am feeling suitably dirty and ashamed.

oscar;1413836 wrote: What can I say ?

I was worse the wear for Christmas Port. I have sobered up now and am feeling suitably dirty and ashamed.


No worries happens tvo me all the time..

YZGI;1413838 wrote: No worries happens tvo me all the time..


Some of us have that je ne sais quoi.....................some of us don't.....high five Wisey.

Bruv;1413840 wrote: Some of us have that je ne sais quoi.....................some of us don't.....high five Wisey. otuz birci

oscar;1413836 wrote: What can I say ?

I was worse the wear for Christmas Port. I have sobered up now and am feeling suitably dirty and ashamed.


I ought to come over there and slap the back of your legs

Snowfire;1413843 wrote: I ought to come over there and slap the back of your legs Promise ????

oscar;1413842 wrote: otuz birci


The hang over has kicked in ?

(What are your Turkish friends teaching you ?)

Bruv;1413845 wrote: The hang over has kicked in ?

(What are your Turkish friends teaching you ?) I know worse than that In Turkish. :wah:

Gone on admit It... you had to google that didn't you? :wah:

oscar;1413847 wrote: I know worse than that In Turkish. :wah:

Gone on admit It... you had to google that didn't you? :wah:


Of course I googled it, I did once know how to swear in half a dozen languages but the years have robbed me.

Bruv;1413850 wrote: Of course I googled it, I did once know how to swear in half a dozen languages but the years have robbed me.


I've had to google nearly every post in this thread. Kind of hard to have a quick witted response when you have no idea what the hell's been said. So, what you get here is my slow witted response.

YZGI;1413868 wrote: I've had to google nearly every post in this thread.
As Churchill said "Two great nations seperated by the same language"

So it's not your slow wit, it is just the bloody minded lacksadasical abuse of the Queens English by your lot over so many years.......so don't feel bad.

Bruv;1413870 wrote: As Churchill said "Two great nations seperated by the same language"

So it's not your slow wit, it is just the bloody minded lacksadasical abuse of the Queens English by your lot over so many years.......so don't feel bad.


See, we don't have a Queen, so we have no idea how one speaks with an American accent.

YZGI;1413880 wrote: See, we don't have a Queen, so we have no idea how one speaks with an American accent.


No use complaining now, it's your lot that keeps her on the throne thronging around London with your Japanese cameras, loud trousers (sorry pants) and louder voices.

Why you wanted leave all those years ago, one will never know, it has all gone down hill since.................don't ya know.

YZGI;1413880 wrote: See, we don't have a Queen, so we have no idea how one speaks with an American accent.


Every year Her Majesty gives her Queens speech to the Nation on Christmas day to remind us all how we should speak like wot she does.... however, we In Oscar Towers prefer the alternative Christmas speech...



Da Ali G Show - A Christmas Message - YouTube

Bruv;1413883 wrote: No use complaining now, it's your lot that keeps her on the throne thronging around London with your Japanese cameras, loud trousers (sorry pants) and louder voices.

Why you wanted leave all those years ago, one will never know, it has all gone down hill since.................don't ya know.


The Indians were nicer to us. (what a mistake they made)

YZGI;1413886 wrote: The Indians were nicer to us. (what a mistake they made)


Just think... If the Indians had given the Pilgrim Fathers a cat Instead of a turkey, you lot would be eating pu.ssy every thanks giving.

oscar;1413887 wrote: Just think... If the Indians had given the Pilgrim Fathers a cat Instead of a turkey, you lot would be eating pu.ssy every thanks giving.


I couldn't give thanks for that!

YZGI;1413886 wrote: The Indians were nicer to us. (what a mistake they made)


Nothing changes does it ?

Bruv;1413892 wrote: Nothing changes does it ?
You're possessing an actuating mode tonight Bruv.

I would like to dramatically announce a la Chosen stylee, that I may be absent from this forum (and the rest of the internet) for a short period.

My wife and I are moving up the street, and I have failed to arrange for my provider to change addresses.

I MUST make the effort tomorrow (hoping somebody is sober) to give them a call, I take full blame...................ask the missus.

I have withdrawal symptoms already..........................might have to have real conversations in real time with real people.

oscar;1413893 wrote: You're possessing an actuating mode tonight Bruv.


I just googled that and I still don't know what you mean..............it's like speaking to Spot......or Kevin on a bad day.

oscar;1413887 wrote: Just think... If the Indians had given the Pilgrim Fathers a cat Instead of a turkey, you lot would be eating pu.ssy every thanks giving.


And Christmas,birthdays,anniversaries,valentines day,easter,labor day,Wednesdays and Saturdays. I never get chapped lips.

YZGI;1413949 wrote: ......I never get chapped lips.


MMmmm ! I might consider throwing away my Snowfire