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400 fl oz Goose Fat.... Used once, may contain trace elements of potato and salt.

4 hard centre Quality Street, one missing wrapper but willing to take offers.

One Clementine... slightly puckered but no mould.

One slice of Stolen cake... Icing sugar In tact.

3 Vol U Vonts.... Various fillings

Assortment of Pretzels, nuts, raisins, sugar almonds, orange slices and Twiglets... willing to let go as a job lot.

:yh_rotfl

I'd take it all, but the shipping charges would be prohibitive!!!

Ha - about half a ton of chocolates and toffees to take into the office but all of the food has gone.

Bryn Mawr;1414561 wrote: Ha - about half a ton of chocolates and toffees to take into the office but all of the food has gone. That's my problem of now being self employed Bryn... no-one to pass It off on.... and by the way, apparently Foxes don't like 5 day old prawns and trifle.

Added Items available In the New Year

One half full jar of cranberry sauce.

One half full tub of Brandy Cream.... slight fungus on surface but this Is free to collector.

Various assortment of pickled cabbage, pickled onions and Pickled sweetcorn.... offered as a job lot.

Buy one get one free..... 12 chocolate brazils.

How much for the pretzel mix?

SnoozeAgain;1414568 wrote: How much for the pretzel mix?


19 pence Including shipping.

If you eat a box of chocolates all at once most of the fat does not stick to your body because there is too much of it. I think that is a valid theory but can't convince my wife. Any suggestions as to how to convince her? I need something before she finds out there is none left in the tin. I just ate them to keep you thin partly works but I need something more I feel.

It's comfort eating because I'm married to you is a bit antagonistic I've discovered - mind you though oscar's husband might relate to that one :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Mr Oscar saves her the toffees. Especially the hard ones that take some time to chew. Some temporary relief from the "rhubarb, rhubarb"

errrrrr Excuse me Mrs Doubtfire and Haggis chops, talking about me when I'm not looking.

There's actually now two brand new selections of chocolates on the market available In shops now.

The first Is a paracetomol tablet covered In chocolate especially for Scotsmen who need a bitter pill to swallow when Scotsworld remains attached to England following a failed referendum.

The second Is a pellet of stale s.hit covered In Chocolate for Genesis fans. The chocolate coating Is just to sweeten the fact that no-one remembers them.

*chuckle*

Or, for those with little musical taste, you could buy the chocolates with special soft centres ....sour grapes.

Or, for those who's features need a little rearranging, there are the boiled sweets such as Warheads. Photographing the effects would certainly keep the children away from the fire

Kids Eating Warhead's Candies For The First Time - YouTube

Incidentally, my avatar was as much a reference to Gordon Browns economic policies as to the album itself, however brilliant....Selling England By The Pound

I never want to see another Thorntons chocolate as long as I live

oscar;1414569 wrote: 19 pence Including shipping.


How much is that in real money? This ain't Dickens.

SnoozeAgain;1414587 wrote: How much is that in real money? This ain't Dickens.


A couple of groats. Enough to buy a flagon of ale

SnoozeAgain;1414587 wrote: How much is that in real money? This ain't Dickens. Be still thy fair maiden for twas the eve of twistletoe when whenst we wrote...



Errr about 2 cents.

Snowfire;1414589 wrote: A couple of groats. Enough to buy a flagon of ale Where can I buy those Warhead sweets.... for the local children around here.

tTalking of His Bootyliciousness Gordon Brown, did you see that clip of The Queen meeting the cabinet and asking If we had any gold left?

Found It....

Queen visits the Bank Of England And asks about Crisis - YouTube

The Queen looks bored titless and Prince Phillip has that ' what the feck are you talking about' ? look upon him.

oscar;1414596 wrote: Where can I buy those Warhead sweets.... for the local children around here.

tTalking of His Bootyliciousness Gordon Brown, did you see that clip of The Queen meeting the cabinet and asking If we had any gold left?


Don't know if you can buy them in the shops but Amazon sell them

Warheads Extreme Sour Candy 1 oz (28g) [Misc.]: Amazon.co.uk: Grocery

Snowfire;1414600 wrote: Don't know if you can buy them in the shops but Amazon sell them

Warheads Extreme Sour Candy 1 oz (28g) [Misc.]: Amazon.co.uk: Grocery


I have to buy some just for next Halloween night.... that'll teach the little feckers to knock on my door trick or treating.

Mix them in with some of these:

Ferrara Pan® Atomic Fire Ball - 200ct: Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet Food