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BODY MEETING :



All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.



"I should be in charge," said the brain , "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".



"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."



"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

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The assh-le is usually always in charge !!

Cars I am going to send that off to Bullet right NOW!!! He will absolutely LOVE it!! Thanks!! :yh_bigsmi

BabyRider wrote: Cars I am going to send that off to Bullet right NOW!!! He will absolutely LOVE it!! Thanks!! :yh_bigsmi


Hi BR, glad you enjoyed it!! Haven't seen you on line for a while, good to see you back again!!

I've been here, just not posting much, and it's been later in the evenings. Nice to know I was missed! :yh_kiss

CARS, :driving:

:wah: :wah: I'm copying this one if you don't mind, love it.

Posted by CARLA:

I'm copying this one if you don't mind, love it.

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Don't mind at all CARLA, glad you liked it!!

yes, a perfect tale for the workplace, too, I think!

thats good Cars, i always knew things come out in the end. hahahahaha :wah:

that was good cars. Sounds like jobs of days gone by hehehehehe

Yes And BR you have been missed you busy gal you.

Maybe I'll send this in with my exit interview. LOL