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Cheeky chappie ?

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:36 pm
by Bruv
An outraged punter dialled 999 because the prostitute he had just hired was UGLY.

More the territory of Trading Standards isn't it ?

Cheeky chappie ?

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:47 pm
by Oscar Namechange
I don't know why but It has just put me In mind of one time I brought a new boyfriend home.

I was about 15 years old. My Mother silently looked at him from toe to head and then said ' Take It away before your father see's It.

What can I say... My Mother was a Conservative.

Cheeky chappie ?

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:01 pm
by Bruv
oscar;1429878 wrote: I don't know why but It has just put me In mind of one time I brought a new boyfriend home.

I was about 15 years old. My Mother silently looked at him from toe to head and then said ' Take It away before your father see's It.

What can I say... My Mother was a Conservative.


Your taste for some of the men in your life remains questionable.

Cheeky chappie ?

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:19 pm
by AnneBoleyn
Bruv;1429882 wrote: Your taste for some of the men in your life remains questionable.


I think Pete is cute!

Cheeky chappie ?

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:20 pm
by Bruv
AnneBoleyn;1429889 wrote: I think Pete is cute!


Im sure he is, I was thinking Nick.