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I was had today.

Someone said to me ' omg look at all those dead birds In the sky'.....

Yep, I looked up to the heavens, scanning the sky and asked ' where'?

Lol

That must have been fascinating to behold.

Every now and again, my brother will say, "Look at that flock of Turtles."

It's amazing how many people actually look.

It took me years. [sigh]

LarsMac;1434282 wrote: Every now and again, my brother will say, "Look at that flock of Turtles."

It's amazing how many people actually look.

It took me years. [sigh]


That's a good one... Stored In my memory now... I'll wait a few weeks until he's forgotten he's had me and then do It.

Some of the boys on site sent a young lad down to my office a few weeks ago, to ask me for a fallopian tube

Snowfire;1434303 wrote: Some of the boys on site sent a young lad down to my office a few weeks ago, to ask me for a fallopian tube


Next they'll be asking for a sky hook and some clouds to hang it on.

Bryn Mawr;1434845 wrote: Next they'll be asking for a sky hook and some clouds to hang it on.


I had a young lad ask me for a long weight one day in the farm supplies I worked in. Managed to keep a straight face and sent him off down the hardware aisle, poor chap.

Betty Boop;1434848 wrote: I had a young lad ask me for a long weight one day in the farm supplies I worked in. Managed to keep a straight face and sent him off down the hardware aisle, poor chap.


The old ones are always the best

Bryn Mawr;1434851 wrote: The old ones are always the best


Left handed screws was another old one.

One I used to do myself with every new sales manager was leave a note saying an oriental chap had phoned for him and could he phone a Mr Wang Kerr asap giving head office number.