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But mine, currently lying under the desk has just farted. Should I

A) ignore it. Farts happen why let it bother you.

B) kick the little **** and throw him out in the back garden.

Too late to make any difference......suffer for your likes.

Savor the moment.

Does your dog throw you out In the back garden when you fart, belch, pick your nose or scratch your scrotum ?

Leave him alone.

I don't believe it was the dog that farted, you sneaky bastard.

Good point... Peter always always blames the dogs.

So do I, but the wife seldom buys it.

LarsMac;1435208 wrote: So do I, but the wife seldom buys it. Or when my husband passes wind he'll say either ' Must get those floorboards done' or ' damn, these shoe's are tight'.

oscar;1435212 wrote: Or when my husband passes wind he'll say either ' Must get those floorboards done' or ' damn, these shoe's are tight'.


Shoes, hmm?

I may try that one.

gmc takes his dog for a walk around his town

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gmc;1435186 wrote: But mine, currently lying under the desk has just farted. Should I

A) ignore it. Farts happen why let it bother you.

B) kick the little **** and throw him out in the back garden.


I would say A.

Then again, you could also say C: run around the room covering your face flapping a newspaper at the dog..

Which i did 2 weeks ago when i had a cheese and cracker lunch at my mums. Benny (the beagle) has bad gas sometimes, he is getting quite old and his tummy does get upset sometimes.. But when you can still feel the steamy hot, and it's chewy.. and then you start to gag.. That's when C comes in to action!

It was the worst fart ever.. Silent but deadly? this was a nuclear weapon!