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I found this little Sh!t-Zoo wondering around outside Thursday night. I looked into getting him groomed but nobody will until I get him vet-looked and shots. So, I figure since I found him on Thanksgiving and everything happens for a reason, that since I don't eat turkey or ham, that god must have sent him for a meal. So, phuck it, I'll eat em'!

Any recipes?

You can't eat him ... he hasn't been approved by the USDA !

Not much meat on him. you need to fatten him up, first.

But then there is likely some lost dog posters popping up on utility poles in your neighborhood. You might get a reward, maybe even enough to go pig out at Golden Corral, or something

Ahso!;1441870 wrote: So, phuck it, I'll eat em'!


Pluck him first........

tabby;1441873 wrote: You can't eat him ... he hasn't been approved by the USDA ! :)Your heresy notwithstanding, he has a higher approval, it's called G.O.D. approved.

LarsMac;1441878 wrote: Not much meat on him. you need to fatten him up, first.

But then there is likely some lost dog posters popping up on utility poles in your neighborhood. You might get a reward, maybe even enough to go pig out at Golden Corral, or somethingI'll feed him to the children - they don't need much.

Bruv;1441879 wrote: Pluck him first........I'll shave him, burning hair smells so foul.

Maybe you were meant to open a string of quality Chinese restaurants across the land!

tabby;1441923 wrote: Maybe you were meant to open a string of quality Chinese restaurants across the land!Oh! You're such a critical thinker. I'll pray on it.

Okay, I've been praying and since I began the thought that begun and I can't rid myself of is that this may be the second coming of Jesus in the form of a dog. Great disguise. That should fool Satan. (Sh! Don't tell anyone, okay!)