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FRENCH WAR HEROES

by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda









MY BEAUTY SECRETS

by Janet Reno









HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE

by John Denver









MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS

by Dan Marino









THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton









MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden









THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates









THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman









MY WILD YEARS

by Al Gore









AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC









AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS









DETROIT: a Travel Guide









A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J. Kevorkian









ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes









GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson









SPOTTED OWL RECIPES

by the EPA









THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY









MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson





Bridge Travel by Ted Kennedy











And the world's Number One Thinnest Book .









MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton

with introduction

by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

my cheque book:D

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MY GUIDE TO LOVING A WOMAN

By Michael Jackson

Honesty and Integrity by Richard Nixon?

some of these are very funny. oddly enough, though, the two first "books" were the only ones that are visible on the preview and I was quite taken aback.

French war heros: Napoleon could have a whole book just on his own, Charles de Gaulle (who inspired Chirac to enter into public life) as another example.

Jane Fonda: Anti war activist. Unpopular for her visit to Hanoi, Fonda was honoured by Barbara Walters in 1999 as one of the 100 greatest women of the century. She is currently actively campaigning against genital mutilation of your girls, and is involved in peace activism in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

The rest of them looked quite funny. These, however, surprised me.

Two thumbs up!





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koan wrote: some of these are very funny. oddly enough, though, the two first "books" were the only ones that are visible on the preview and I was quite taken aback.



French war heros: Napoleon could have a whole book just on his own, Charles de Gaulle (who inspired Chirac to enter into public life) as another example.



Jane Fonda: Anti war activist. Unpopular for her visit to Hanoi, Fonda was honoured by Barbara Walters in 1999 as one of the 100 greatest women of the century. She is currently actively campaigning against genital mutilation of your girls, and is involved in peace activism in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.



The rest of them looked quite funny. These, however, surprised me.I agree with Koan here. The French had much of the known world conquered long before George Washington was out of diapers. And Jane Fonda made a dumb mistake 35 years ago and the frothing, whining, loser vets can't digest their ineptitude. Very tedious this group. I like the rest!

David that's twice you've jumped into a light-hearted thread, meant as a joke, and dragged up your oh-so-obvious distaste for America. IT IS A JOKE. MEANT TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. LIGHTEN THE HELL UP. :-5

Your dislike for vets is nauseating.

BabyRider wrote: David that's twice you've jumped into a light-hearted thread, meant as a joke, and dragged up your oh-so-obvious distaste for America. IT IS A JOKE. MEANT TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. LIGHTEN THE HELL UP. :-5

Your dislike for vets is nauseating.BR you are right and I apologize for carrying my anger everywhere I go! Jane Fonda bashing has been so overdone I have trouble ignoring it being repeated. Deeeep Breath! OK. I will try to lighten the hell up. I have said that before and I was doing good there for awhile but the sudden conservative infestation of the Garden ignited my harsh words and recent temperament. BTW I Love my country. Just not the half that is running it.

David813 wrote: I Love my country. Just not the half that is running it.I happen to agree with you! "I love my country but I fear my government" is a very common patch on the vests of a lot of the brothers in the club. Now we can keep it in the threads meant for those discussions! Thanks, Dave, I appreciate your reply! :yh_hugs

BabyRider wrote: I happen to agree with you! "I love my country but I fear my government" is a very common patch on the vests of a lot of the brothers in the club. Now we can keep it in the threads meant for those discussions! Thanks, Dave, I appreciate your reply! :yh_hugsI will make a real effort this time BR! Another thin book would be " Understanding Political Foes" By David813

How 'bout "My Tips For Being Patient" by BabyRider? Reeeeeeally thin!!!

BabyRider wrote: How 'bout "My Tips For Being Patient" by BabyRider? Reeeeeeally thin!!!:rolleyes: I can take the heat!! :yh_whistl

Another thin book! "Learning & Loving the Gay Community" By BR :yh_battin

Oh Crap. Now I'm kinda scared!

VEEERY thin book; "Embracing Christ and the Road to Salvation" David813

David813 wrote: Another thin book! "Learning & Loving the Gay Community" By BR :yh_battin:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



OK: "BR Learns to Take a Joke" that's a brand-spanking new release!!



Or:



"Taking Things Lightly" by David813

BabyRider wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



OK: "BR Learns to Take a Joke" that's a brand-spanking new release!!



Or:



"Taking Things Lightly" by David813LOL:yh_tong2 :yh_laugh

In a never-before-seen endeavor, BabyRider and David813 have joined forces and co-written the thinnest book known to man: "The Most Sensible Religions. (An in-depth survey of 120 different belief systems.)"

BabyRider wrote: In a never-before-seen endeavor, BabyRider and David813 have joined forces and co-written the thinnest book known to man: "The Most Sensible Religions. (An in-depth survey of 120 different belief systems.)"Ummmm. I'll need to bring my medication!:yh_hypno

I must have OD'ed on mine to come up with that one.

A couple more I've seen....

- End of the World Predictions that Came True

- Famous Jewish Sports Legends

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