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It might be a silly thread.. but as I came across a ladies name the other day.. I couldn't help but wonder if parents think about the name they will give to their child.. What i mean is the combination of name / surname.

Miss N. Ipples. I spoke to this lady the other day.

Flower Pot. (This name was recently rejected, as it was thought of as a silly name).

Bennie Thuis (translates as: am not home)

D*ck C*ck. (had to put a star in that one! This was an art teacher of mine!)

Dik Hamburger (translation: fat hamburger. Also a teacher of mine)

Bloem-sterre (flower-star, someone we know called their girl this)

Connie plassen (Translation: couldn't pee)

Why would someone do this to their kid !?

I did read a couple of books.

Baby's revenge by Nora Titoff

Bubbles In the bath by Ivor Windybutt

Frank Zappa named his daughters Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin

What was Michael Jackson thinking of with....Blanket

Jermaine Jackson....Jermajesty

Penn Jillette....Moxie Crimefighter

You'd better keep these poor kids off the streets and give them private tuition with names like these

Oh my.. poor kids!

One of my relatives married a girl with the surname love. Like him she had a phd - yes you get it he married Dr love. she did say the name change stopped a lot of bad jokes.

A guy I was in the navy with was named Thyme.

Later, he married, and they named their first boy, 'Justin'

He was a bit miffed when I suggested their next son should be named Nickov.