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How do you like give an earthling the brush off? I mean someone on any given Social Forum who posts after you in the hope that you will acknowledge their existence and thereby give an inkling of meaning to what must be such a meaningless, boring life they live.

There is a certain person with whom I have absolutely no interest in and no desire at all to interact with. Yet this person continually posts inane comments to my threads in the hope that I will rise to the bait and give them a reason to reply.

I totally ignore them and yet they return again and again and again in what turns out to ultimately be a vain attempt to grab my interest.

If I post a thread and I do not acknowledge a reply your post, it means either your post does not require a reply or else I do NOT wish to associate with you. Usually you will be aware of the reason why unless you have been living in another galaxy since you last insulted me or called me names or did your best to make an ass of me.

Please go post after someone who gives a toss and leave me be.

Oh come on tell us who this excretable git is.............

I'm sorry JJ!

AnneBoleyn;1448040 wrote: I'm sorry JJ!


Bite your tongue lady ... or I'll do it for you!

jones jones;1448046 wrote: Bite your tongue lady ... or I'll do it for you!


Promises, promises.......................

AnneBoleyn;1448047 wrote: Promises, promises.......................


Hmmmmmmmmmmm .... A French kiss is a kiss in which one or both participants' tongues touch the partner's lips or tongue, normally entering their mouth. But I guess you know that ...

I forgot. Show me.

AnneBoleyn;1448054 wrote: I forgot. Show me.


A fifteen year old taught me a looooooooooooooong time ago and this is what she said:

"Everyone develops their own way of French kissing. But i'll tell you basics to get you started.

With your lips, while your tongues are inside each others mouth, you pretty much got it, its just open. But its not like you keep your tongues in there the entire time.

When your tongues are in each others mouths, you just move them around each other. You can do this fast or slow depending on mood.

Also, you can do this several time before pulling out... Or even just one. Then once you pull out, you close your mouth so you look like your kissing each other, and part your lips "SLOWLY" then once their part the "tiniest" bit, you go back in and your tongues are going around each other again.

Also, you don't have to go around in a circle EVERY time. Sometimes you just might like to slip your tongue in slowly, then back out again. "

Got it Annie???

I try to make a point of responding to everyone who responds to one of my threads, even if it's just to thank them for responding. I figure it's just being polite. I've been having a hard time doing that since I've been back because I can't respond with a quote for some reason. I apologize if I've left anybody out. Jj I think you just need to let it slide, unless they are being mean to you, then report it.

Hope6;1448059 wrote: I try to make a point of responding to everyone who responds to one of my threads, even if it's just to thank them for responding. I figure it's just being polite. I've been having a hard time doing that since I've been back because I can't respond with a quote for some reason. I apologize if I've left anybody out. Jj I think you just need to let it slide, unless they are being mean to you, then report it.


A wise head on such young shoulders ... Mean? To The Chosen? Nevva Evva ... I shall not report unless it is as a last resort when I feel I am being victimised which is not often ... Thank you for caring Georgia!

Of course I care, you're my favorite guy here in the garden! I don't know about the young part! EEK!

Hope6;1448064 wrote: Of course I care, you're my favorite guy here in the garden! I don't know about the young part! EEK!


Age is only a number hun ... Your true age is in your heart not on a calendar! :-4

Awww well thank you honey! Actually I took one of those mental age tests on here the other day and it says I'm 27! LOL

Hope6;1448068 wrote: Awww well thank you honey! Actually I took one of those mental age tests on here the other day and it says I'm 27! LOL


That old? You more like 18 to me!

LOL Hey! I like the way you think! I think I'm gonna have to ((((HUG)))) your neck for that one!

Geez Jj, ain't you jest the smooth one !!!

By the way it wasn't AnneBoleyn who seemed to be stalking you and being generally rotten, I have to apologise and I'll try to behave in future ! It's the food I'm eating - makes me aggressive you see............................ I'll just have to give up the custard that's all ! :-1

Hey, Hope, I did that questionaire thingy and I was told I was 20 !!!!!!!! I suppose that's about right mentally, but physically phththththththththtth !

By the way thanks very much for the pressy the other day !

G#Gill;1448083 wrote: Geez Jj, ain't you jest the smooth one !!!

By the way it wasn't AnneBoleyn who seemed to be stalking you and being generally rotten, I have to apologise and I'll try to behave in future ! It's the food I'm eating - makes me aggressive you see............................ I'll just have to give up the custard that's all ! :-1


Let's not apologize Gill. Now I'm sorry I said I was sorry. Let's just be our Disgraceful Selves! Chips Fall..................Where they may. Let's let our kids do the apologies, we got them out of enough scrapes!

:wah: :yh_rotfl

Bruv;1448036 wrote: Oh come on tell us who this excretable git is............. The clue Is In who was the very first to post In this thread.



Am I right JJ or am I right ?

It's all about me.

Gill you're welcome for the present. I agree with what Jj said that your true age is in your heart and not on a calendar. As for the subject of this thread, I'll try to behave too, but be warned Jj, I'm not gonna stop hugging and kissing you! :sneaky: :wah:

oscar;1448088 wrote: The clue Is In who was the very first to post In this thread.



Am I right JJ or am I right ?


Moi ?

Bruv;1448094 wrote: Moi ? If the cap fits

oscar;1448097 wrote: If the cap fits


I have a pretty average head size.

Bruv;1448098 wrote: I have a pretty average head size. I can Imagine

jones jones;1448035 wrote: How do you like give an earthling the brush off? I mean someone on any given Social Forum who posts after you in the hope that you will acknowledge their existence and thereby give an inkling of meaning to what must be such a meaningless, boring life they live.

There is a certain person with whom I have absolutely no interest in and no desire at all to interact with. Yet this person continually posts inane comments to my threads in the hope that I will rise to the bait and give them a reason to reply.

I totally ignore them and yet they return again and again and again in what turns out to ultimately be a vain attempt to grab my interest.

If I post a thread and I do not acknowledge a reply your post, it means either your post does not require a reply or else I do NOT wish to associate with you. Usually you will be aware of the reason why unless you have been living in another galaxy since you last insulted me or called me names or did your best to make an ass of me.

Please go post after someone who gives a toss and leave me be.


Posts from the self proclaimed Chosen One

On the first page containing 20 posts Bruv has responded to Three posts 2 of which are paranoic hissy fits garnering support,including this thread,the other concerning Cancer all of which I have an interest.

Second page of posts Bruv responds to a single post.

Third page 4 responses, one a direct request to English members one a nonsense about The British Premier Leaque which doesn't exist.

Fourth page only one response, a request for our own forum black room.

Fifth page one response.

Sixth page one response about Princess Diana an English Princess

7th 8th and 9th one response about the destruction of Dresden

10th 11th and 12th one further response.

I could go on,but what can't speak can't lie. Perceptions and especially delusions of grandeur are something else of course, they cannot be measured, not by the likes of me anyway.

We haven't had one of these ego bolstering threads for some time, seems some people need to have public approbation to reinforce their self esteem.

If I have helped in anyway I am happy to provide that service.

I could continue to massage JJ's ego by describing my real thoughts about his forum personna, but that makes him the puppet master, playing his game........clever ain't he?

I will however apologise to any onlooker for putting them through such an embarrassing debacle.

Bruv's threads for balance

I can't be ars*d to see how many if any the ego that is JJ has responded to and neither do I care.

G#Gill;1448083 wrote: Geez Jj, ain't you jest the smooth one !!!

By the way it wasn't AnneBoleyn who seemed to be stalking you and being generally rotten, I have to apologise and I'll try to behave in future ! It's the food I'm eating - makes me aggressive you see............................ I'll just have to give up the custard that's all ! :-1


Yeah Gilly ... But it isn't the custard Missus ... it what you have with it!

oscar;1448088 wrote: The clue Is In who was the very first to post In this thread.



Am I right JJ or am I right ?


The cap has been fully pulled down upon said head luv, complete with a detailed blow by blow commentary. I have ignored the wearer of the cap and shall continue to do so.

jones jones;1448132 wrote: The cap has been fully pulled down upon said head luv, complete with a detailed blow by blow commentary. I have ignored the wearer of the cap and shall continue to do so. I do so love to be right.

Give yourself a pat on the back!

jones jones;1448151 wrote: Give yourself a pat on the back!


But purleeeease no more displays of your tongue action.

jones jones;1448132 wrote: I have ignored the wearer of the cap and shall continue to do so.


By what definition is that IGNORED ?

Bruv;1448167 wrote: But purleeeease no more displays of your tongue action.


MYOB! Move along, nothing to see here!

AnneBoleyn;1448205 wrote: MYOB! Move along, nothing to see here!


This thread is dedicated to ME me me.......and I gotta move along.......you are such a spoil sport.

Bruv;1448216 wrote: This thread is dedicated to ME me me.......and I gotta move along.......you are such a spoil sport.


I also have a Fun Side!!!!!!!!!!!! Honest.

AnneBoleyn;1448221 wrote: I also have a Fun Side!!!!!!!!!!!! Honest.


Well.........at least this thread has upped the average of the Chosen ones thread length..................I don't mind helping him out with his ego trip, it's the least I can do.

Ken Dodd knows how to go on .....................

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Why don't you just kiss and make up lads ?

By the way, Bruv, I hope you aren't badly affected by this terrible weather. There seem to be more and more areas that are being affected by flooding and high winds, and it's not ending yet !!

G#Gill;1448228 wrote: Why don't you just kiss and make up lads ?


He uses his tongue..............................not that I am opposed to a bit of tonsil hockey......................with the right person.

G#Gill;1448230 wrote: By the way, Bruv, I hope you aren't badly affected by this terrible weather. There seem to be more and more areas that are being affected by flooding and high winds, and it's not ending yet !!


I am affected...... I suffer from SAD Seasonal Affective Disorder................or at least I get moody in bad weather.

But seriously the weather is not as bad here as other places but as I said in the weather thread we are on alert here for the next couple of days just in case.