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I have decided to erase this post via the edit mode because I have some serious lower back pain caused by sitting at a Sushi carousel waiting for stuff to pass me by. Droid opposite me built like a Sumo wrestler scoffed all the best before it came my way. That and people who hear but do not listen & look but do not see.

Thanks but I usually like to weigh up the size of the penis before I get too close to anyone even In cyber land.

If you could post a photograph of your penis, I can judge wether I It's worth my while becoming a member of your cult. ( You did say ' cult ' didn't you ? )

And If you could list the benefits of my entering your cult and a formal contract to those benefits, I'll run It pass my lawyer In the morning.

McOscar;1452074 wrote: Thanks but I usually like to weigh up the size of the penis before I get too close to anyone even In cyber land.

If you could post a photograph of your penis, I can judge wether I It's worth my while becoming a member of your cult. ( You did say ' cult ' didn't you ? )

And If you could list the benefits of my entering your cult and a formal contract to those benefits, I'll run It pass my lawyer In the morning.


Well citizen Oscar. if you have taken the trouble to reply to my thread it must mean you are interested. Apart from saying that Hope was my first cyber lover, I did not mention that my cult was sexually oriented so the size of my penis is surely only in your imagination.

jones jones;1452076 wrote: Well citizen Oscar. if you have taken the trouble to reply to my thread it must mean you are interested. Apart from saying that Hope was my first cyber lover, I did not mention that my cult was sexually oriented so the size of my penis is surely only in your imagination.


Maybe but I'd hate such a small thing to come between us.

I've seen Snowfire's crack and that was quite Impressive.

McOscar;1452077 wrote: Maybe but I'd hate such a small thing to come between us.

I've seen Snowfire's crack and that was quite Impressive.


Snowfire's crack may be impressive ... I have no way of gainsaying that.

As far as "such a small thing to come between us" ... My old man used to say: "Seeing is believing but feeling is the God's truth."

Is this cult open to male disciples?

Where do I sign up!!!:yh_rotfl

Patsy

Bruv;1452082 wrote: Is this cult open to male disciples? Don't be a cult

McOscar;1452093 wrote: Don't be a cult


I could have him on human rights, equal opportunities, sex discrimination, the over use of cliche, condescension,superciliousness, ostentation........but if he lets me join his circle.......so I could bask in his eminence, I would die happy.

Bruv;1452098 wrote: I could have him on human rights, equal opportunities, sex discrimination, the over use of cliche, condescension,superciliousness, ostentation........but if he lets me join his circle.......so I could bask in his eminence, I would die happy. Could you reside within the Deleterious, Demagogue. Aeolist, Autohagiographer, Autolatry, Ultracrepidarian ?

jones jones;1452071 wrote: Hope aka whom I call Georgia ... She and I have been cyber friends ... I lie ... She was my first cyber lover. Then stuff happened and I was banned from FG. Then Lady J came into my life ... We are in my opinion like members of the Jones Jones cult. Its a cult that any female can join.


You never told me we were a cult!!! :wah:

And I am not too sure I appreciate You inviting other females to join!:rolleyes:

But then again You and I are close :-4 and as long as You don't share your penis size with Oscar.... I'm cool!:yh_rotfl

I knew this morning when I heard from You that You were full of piss and vinegar...go for it Daddy!!

Have fun!

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Lady J

Ummm...Jj.....this is the first I've heard of any cult! You and I have always been close ever since I've been here....even when you were banned....like I said in another post, I met you after only being here four days so when I think of FG of course I always think of you because it's kinda connected. That's why I always feel weird when you aren't here.....does that make sense? Anyway back to this cult business, you know I always disliked it when you got to flirting with other women so a cult wouldn't suit to well with me!

Hope6;1452122 wrote: Ummm...Jj.....this is the first I've heard of any cult! You and I have always been close ever since I've been here....even when you were banned....like I said in another post, I met you after only being here four days so when I think of FG of course I always think of you because it's kinda connected. That's why I always feel weird when you aren't here.....does that make sense? Anyway back to this cult business, you know I always disliked it when you got to flirting with other women so a cult wouldn't suit to well with me!


The Thread was actually just a bit of fun Georgia ... like tongue in cheek ... an attempt (which didn't work) to liven things up a bit and maybe get more members posting. that's why I replaced it with some Mumbo-Jumbo.

I knew it was just for fun honey, but what I said is true, whenever I think of FG it makes me think of you.

jones jones;1452123 wrote: The Thread was actually just a bit of fun Georgia ... like tongue in cheek ... an attempt (which didn't work) to liven things up a bit and maybe get more members posting. that's why I replaced it with some Mumbo-Jumbo.
It's because I asked you to show me your penis wasn't It ?

I even had my measuring stick ready this morning... the one that does fractions.

Oscar!!! It's like asking a lady her age, you never ask a man that.....we wouldn't want to embarrass anybody! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



Sorry Jj just s bit of fun too. :-4

Just to cheer you up JJ Here's a pic of one of my favourite race horses Hunt Ball.



Because I know you're really Interested In race horses.

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jones jones;1452071 wrote: I have decided to erase this post via the edit mode because I have some serious lower back pain caused by sitting at a Sushi carousel waiting for stuff to pass me by. Droid opposite me built like a Sumo wrestler scoffed all the best before it came my way. That and people who hear but do not listen & look but do not see.


Or as they call it the 5th amendment ?

What a scoundrel?

I withdraw my request to be included in your cult.

McOscar;1452128 wrote: It's because I asked you to show me your penis wasn't It ?

I even had my measuring stick ready this morning... the one that does fractions.


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McOscar;1452133 wrote: Just to cheer you up JJ Here's a pic of one of my favourite race horses Hunt Ball.



Because I know you're really Interested In race horses.


Is it called Dick? :yh_rotfl

I actually watched something on TV over the weekend about a racehorse in Ireland called Gordon Lord Byron who nobody wanted. Anyway this guy bought it for 2000 euros and sent it to a trainer who after a single gallop confirmed that it was indeed a racehorse. First race he entered it in the horse fell as it left the starting stalls and cracked its pelvis. Vet was all for putting it down but the trainer would have none of it. He kept it in a stable where it couldn't lie down and propped it up with car tyres under it.

After four months or so of standing up sleeping, it was well enough to race again but had to be entered under different colours as they had left the entry too late or something like that. The horse came first and won 175,000 euros and has now won races in Paris, England and Sydney.

jones jones;1452171 wrote: Is it called Dick? :yh_rotfl

I actually watched something on TV over the weekend about a racehorse in Ireland called Gordon Lord Byron who nobody wanted. Anyway this guy bought it for 2000 euros and sent it to a trainer who after a single gallop confirmed that it was indeed a racehorse. First race he entered it in the horse fell as it left the starting stalls and cracked its pelvis. Vet was all for putting it down but the trainer would have none of it. He kept it in a stable where it couldn't lie down and propped it up with car tyres under it.

After four months or so of standing up sleeping, it was well enough to race again but had to be entered under different colours as they had left the entry too late or something like that. The horse came first and won 175,000 euros and has now won races in Paris, England and Sydney.
Yes, I'm very aware of the horse and his history and It's a great story.

He's running on May 4th In the Champions Mile at Sha Tin, Hong Kong. Zac Purtin, Hong Kongs champion jockey hopes to get the ride. If he does, I'll wager a few bob on him.