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do some flirting

You`ve won first prize - a date with me!

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Until I saw you over there, I never believed in love at first sight....

(all dreadful really, I know!!!)

john8pies wrote:



If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?




see theres something about that i quite like........



i think its because its quite intimate to press your body up against someone elses.....



so john...... baby....!!!



(see look im trying to cheer up!)

Pink, I don`t know your actual Christian name, but of course, another good chat-up line for you if your name did actually happen to be "Beyonce" (as in Beyonce Knowles) could be, "Can I date you or do you have a fiance, Beyonce?" (ha, ha!)

acydikeen wrote: "Nice legs, what time do they open"



crude very crude!



acydikeen wrote:

"Those clothes would look great on my bedroom floor!"



funny but wouldnt do the trick for me!



btw opening hours are.......................!!

john8pies wrote: Pink, I don`t know your actual Christian name, but of course, another good chat-up line for you if your name did actually happen to be "Beyonce" (as in Beyonce Knowles) could be, "Can I date you or do you have a fiance, Beyonce?" (ha, ha!)
i see where your going and me loves it but the bad news is my christian name doesnt have one letter from the name 'beyonce' in it!!!

"Here's 10p call yer mother, tell her you won't be home tonight"

"Your dad must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns."

funny thing is how old is that one! can you even make a phonecall for 10p now?!

pink princess wrote: funny thing is how old is that one! can you even make a phonecall for 10p now?!:wah: Do we STILL have public phone boxes??

thats actually a good point!!!

sex for fun?!!!



absolutely not!





i dont even know what it is!

er, isn`t it the difference between boys and girls (that`s what they told us at school!) Presumably they mean boys wear blue jerseys and girls pink cardigans - another link to Pink Princess!

Hello,I am a high king of Ireland, my name Rick O'Shea from County Cork. I would love to make you my queen.:p If you are over 35 and have all the bumps in the right places I'd love to hear from ya.:guitarist

capt_buzzard wrote: Hello,I am a high king of Ireland, my name Rick O'Shea from County Cork. I would love to make you my queen.:p If you are over 35 and have all the bumps in the right places I'd love to hear from ya.:guitarist
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Did you wash your pants in Windex? I can see me in them. (When the guy used this one on me, I laughed in his face. LOL)

pink princess wrote: funny thing is how old is that one! can you even make a phonecall for 10p now?!


Nope! Its 30p!! Outrageous! Had to use one today when my mobile ran out of charge! Shocker!!

There are 206 bones in the human body. Would you like one more?

F*** me if I'm wrong. Is your name Helga?

flopstock wrote: so..kids, is this it?



pink, what did the lucky fella use to capture your attention?







my guy was waaaayyy smoothe..'don't look, but there's a guy staring at your ass.'

i am such a sucker ... :p
he didnt use a line



our getting together was slightly more complicated.......



the short story is we work for the same company and he managed to swing it so i did some work for his team thus meaning he could come and chat to me get to know me etc he did a good job!!

john8pies wrote: er, isn`t it the difference between boys and girls (that`s what they told us at school!) Presumably they mean boys wear blue jerseys and girls pink cardigans - another link to Pink Princess!
aah john u sweetie

Peg wrote: I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
see i quite like that one too....



id say no but still i think its quite a good one!

koan wrote: There are 206 bones in the human body. Would you like one more?

eeewwwwwwww!!

Hey Princess, is this guy bothering you?

spot wrote: Hey Princess, is this guy bothering you?
are you going to be my knight in shining armour?!

pink princess wrote: are you going to be my knight in shining armour?! ;)Princess, the queue for that job must surely stretch round the block. Any time you need a hand, just whistle.

spot wrote: Princess, the queue for that job must surely stretch round the block
smooth very smooth!!



so then spot - tell me a few things about ureself!

I'm an Islington sort. I like to be able to walk home after an evening in town. Anything between the North London line and the river is fine by me. You sound more up-market, Princess. More of a West End Girl.

im a surrey girl born and bred

dont go out in the evenings that much, not a huge drinker and i cant stand all the noise!! give me a nice meal, comfy sofa, good rom com film and im anyones!!!

The nearest I get to Surrey is the Brixton Academy. Or the Fairfield Hall in Croydon, I suppose. Ah, happy times.

Rom com... ok, how does Brief Encounter sound?

I'm lost! Which way is it to your house?

This is your lucky day because I just happen to be single.

Is that a ladder between your legs or a stairway to heaven.

Your face or mine?

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

Idle hands are the devils playthings - want to save me?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock

pink princess wrote: go on......... try out your best ones here!



do some flirting


My mate had a blazing row with his wife. As he stormed out the house, he screamed: "Mamma, masoutti mattorini!" and slammed the door leaving her speechless. He found solace in a pub and chattted up the barmaid:"My wife doesn't understand me..."

Peg wrote:

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock


lol! Good one! I may have to try that out on Mrs Ives!

How about that line from "Blast from the Past"...

"Excuse me Miss, but I think I may have dropped my Medal of Honor, have you seen it?."

"To say you're so fat you dont sweat much!" :yh_doh

spot wrote: The nearest I get to Surrey is the Brixton Academy. Or the Fairfield Hall in Croydon, I suppose. Ah, happy times.



Rom com... ok, how does Brief Encounter sound?
this is awful but thats one ive never seen........ such a classic and its past me by....



how about some dirty dancing?!

You really should, Princess, it has the greatest moment in rom com history - she's on the station platform, she gets a smut in her eye, "here, let me" he says with a corner of a handkerchief, and they spent eternity staring into each others eyes realizing what's happened.

spot wrote: You really should, Princess, it has the greatest moment in rom com history - she's on the station platform, she gets a smut in her eye, "here, let me" he says with a corner of a handkerchief, and they spent eternity staring into each others eyes realizing what's happened.
its a date then!!

Lexi wrote: I had some creep come onto me last night and he said" you have a great arse, it would look better parked on my face"

He picked the wrong night to try with me though and i ended up replying " with a nose that size i dont think you have room for anything more" nasty but he got the message lol.



Do guys actually think lines like that work!!!! lol


Ouch! Good for you. Do guys think lines really work? I've never hung out with guys who even use lines. These bar flies are an embarrassment to a lot of us.