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To the tune of

Gilligan's Island Theme Song

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale

a tale of a fateful trip,

that started from this tropic port,

aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailin' man,

the Skipper brave and sure,

five passengers set sail that day,

for a three hour tour,

a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,

the tiny ship was tossed.

If not for the courage of the fearless crew

the Minnow would be lost.

The Minnow would be lost.



The boat named “Sea Weed laid port side half buried in the soft sand.

A weary crew and passengers stumble about. Still dizzy from a ride atop high waves and battered with punishing rain seek the passengers seek shade under nearby trees.

The sky is clear and the Sun burning.

Captain Lars Mac uncharacteristically lost his patience and kicked the hull of his beloved boat, “Sea Weed.

CAPT Mac: tude, how am I supposed to explain this?

tude dog: You always manage and , , ,

CAPT Mac: Not this time. Half of them are foreigners.

tude dog: You mean like Kings and Queens? None of them look like a princess. Boy would I , ,

CAPT Mac: Stop it, just stop it, please!

The Captain leads his first mate towards the passengers so to explain their situation.

CAPT Mac: Everybody can see for themselves, ,

Ann Boleyn: It is incredible to me that YOU did not check the weather before we left.

CAPT Mac: Mam, not only did I check the usual weather programs, but Tyr was there and , , ,

Ann Boleyn: DON’T MAM ME! Just a simple answer, , , , please.

CAPT Mac: It was my responsibility and I did check the usual, ,

Katsung: THE USUAL ? WHO ARE THEY AND WHY DID THEY GIVE YOU THE WRONG INFORMATION???

Tyr: Sometimes, weather has a mind of its own. Where I grew up, we had different weather almost every day.

Lon: This looks like a nice place for a vacation. Has anybody ventured around? Perhaps there is a resort just around the lagoon?

Valerie: That would be so nice.

Tyr: HEY EVERYBODY COME HERE! LOOK !!

WHAT DID TYR SEE?

WHAT IS BEYOND THE LAGOON?

STRANGERS THROWN TOGETHER

WORST PART IT IS NOT SOME STUPID REALITY PROGRAM

This was just a copy and paste of the kafka thread to see if the content was ok.

Looks good

So, who do you think this Kafka persona is?

eta--not very clever. Pedestrian.

AnneBoleyn;1461138 wrote: So, who do you think this Kafka persona is?

eta--not very clever. Pedestrian.


What ? Old Franz ?

Bruv rubs chin................Obviously not THE Kafka if that effort is anything to go on.......Might be worth an IP investigation?

Bruv;1461144 wrote: What ? Old Franz ?

Bruv rubs chin................Obviously not THE Kafka if that effort is anything to go on.......Might be worth an IP investigation?


Already been done, all OK'd by management :-6

Alright everybody on this watch can stand down..... well done...........lower shields......initial danger is over....... maintain vigilance at all times.

This could be a long night.

I know! I know! Tyr saw everyone turn into Giant Cockroaches Beyond the Lagoon! Then the Strangers Together turned it all into a mass, faceless bureaucracy!

Then, the Jewish Cockroaches all got sprayed with insect repellent!

eta--including Kafka himself

Then, the Strange Cockroaches all Emigrated to Amerika where they Occupied Wall Street!

Hey Anne........what are you on?

AnneBoleyn;1461161 wrote: Then, the Jewish Cockroaches all got sprayed with insect repellent!

eta--including Kafka himself
Jewish Cockroaches, eh? That must take a steady hand at the Bris.