This Forum seemed like the proper place to but this....
Just saying....:guitarist
'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!
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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.
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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
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I get quite annoyed when I see owners not letting their dogs check stuff out.
Mine get to check stuff out... It's my cue to sit on a five bar gate and have a cigg.
Whenever my husband passes wind ( oh come on, you all do It ), he says ' Damn, these shoe's are tight' or ' I must fix those floorboards'.
Mine get to check stuff out... It's my cue to sit on a five bar gate and have a cigg.
Whenever my husband passes wind ( oh come on, you all do It ), he says ' Damn, these shoe's are tight' or ' I must fix those floorboards'.
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I am pretty good about just wandering and letting Pitstop explore, though sometimes she gets hung up on a fencepost of flowerbed for a while, and after ten minutes or so, I start feeling a little dumb standing in the same place, and decide it's time to move on. I have taken to pulling out my phone and checking email of something, but then SHE decides it's time to move on.
As for farts, she gets a case of them once in a while. I think carrots are the culprit, but when she farts, it's a little Peep, and she jumps up and moves away, looking at us like, "What did you just do?"
As for farts, she gets a case of them once in a while. I think carrots are the culprit, but when she farts, it's a little Peep, and she jumps up and moves away, looking at us like, "What did you just do?"
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Snooz;1463870 wrote: Funny Dogs Scared of Farts Compilation 2014 [NEW HD] - YouTube
:wah::wah::wah:
Yesterday I let my dogs check stuff out for a few hours. Later In the evening Peter said ' what Is that smell, It's vile'... so I told him It was the Fox s.hit the dogs had rolled In on their walk.
You have to let a dog check stuff out even If It Is the excrement of another species.
:wah::wah::wah:
Yesterday I let my dogs check stuff out for a few hours. Later In the evening Peter said ' what Is that smell, It's vile'... so I told him It was the Fox s.hit the dogs had rolled In on their walk.
You have to let a dog check stuff out even If It Is the excrement of another species.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon