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So after being diverted from Toronto to Oklahoma for the weekend, I am now sitting at Tulsa Airport, waiting for United to take me home from Beautiful downtown Tulsa.

They have a the PA system set up here so travelers can "program" the music played in the airport. You can bring your CD, or MP3 player, or USB stick, and upload your favorite music to the system, and listen to it on the PA.

My observation, so far - Travelers in Tulsa have horrible musical tastes.

So far, I have heard somebody who sounds like Mick Jagger doing country and Western covers, and something like Rod Stewart covering Stevie Wonder, and now the Village People, which actually comes as a relief.

I am hoping this idea does not spread to other airports any time soon.

Next time I come here, though, I plan to bring my Captain Beefheart collection, or perhaps Firesign Theatre. Maybe Frank Zappa. Yeah! THAT's the ticket.

(Oh GREAT, they just started up what appears to be the Bee Gee's soundtrack from that John Revolting Disco movie. AAUUUGGGGGHHHH!)

Brian Eno...Music for Airports, maybe

"Hell is other people".

-Jean Paul Sartre

LarsMac;1464359 wrote:

My observation, so far - Travelers in Tulsa have horrible musical tastes.




Or an evil sense of humour ?

I think it would be selfish to inflict my choice of music on a captive audience.

Zappa! Oh yes!! that would get them going. :wah:

dirty love would be a great start....

You could always try something like this (something I either saw in this forum or in my previous one) - bloke caught overnight in Las Vegas airport decides to make a music video on his iPhone. Overall a very prefessionally made video, as well as being very entertaining.:

LarsMac;1464359 wrote: Next time I come here, though, I plan to bring my Captain Beefheart collection, or perhaps Firesign Theatre.


Oh - My - God! A Firesign Theatre fan? There really are 2 of us in the world! And now for some hot buttered groat-clusters.

High Threshold;1464457 wrote: Oh - My - God! A Firesign Theatre fan? There really are 2 of us in the world! And now for some hot buttered groat-clusters.


Make that 3. I'm just waiting for the electrician or someone like him.

I'm just Back from the Shadows, again,

and Moving to Montana, soon.

Wandrin;1464491 wrote: Make that 3. I'm just waiting for the electrician or someone like him.


What are you doing here? This is my flash-back!

LarsMac;1464496 wrote: I'm just Back from the Shadows, again,

and Moving to Montana, soon.


Well, if you lived here you'd be home by now.

High Threshold;1464499 wrote: What are you doing here? This is my flash-back!


Sorry about that. Happy motoring and back to the freeway which is already in progress.

Wandrin;1464502 wrote: Sorry about that. Happy motoring and back to the freeway which is already in progress.


That's hard to believe. I mean, how can you be two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?

High Threshold;1464500 wrote: Well, if you lived here you'd be home by now.
That's because he's not driving - he's doing the Shadows Walk.

High Threshold;1464505 wrote: That's hard to believe. I mean, how can you be two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?


I guess we're all bozos on this bus. I'm off to find the giant rat of Sumatra.

Enough of this!!

Give me Immortality, or give me Death.

FourPart;1464527 wrote: That's because he's not driving - he's doing the Shadows Walk.


You must live in sector "R". Nobody goes up into the hills any more.

Wandrin;1464528 wrote: I guess we're all bozos on this bus. I'm off to find the giant rat of Sumatra.


Oh then, sqeeze the wheeze. Many people like to.



LarsMac;1464533 wrote: Enough of this!!

Give me Immortality, or give me Death.


I see that they have your iron lung working again!

Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?

Will the egg hatch?



Tune in next week.







It's a cereal.

She's no fun, she fell right over.

Wandrin;1464563 wrote: Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?


Let's ask the president, if he and Bottles aren't giving a lecture at More Science High School again.