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"You're weird, but not nice weird" (an ex partner)

"Hair straighteners are wasted on you" (my eldest granddaughter whilst watching me straighten my hair)

Just a couple, loads more but I'm off to bed

ETA...children will be back shortly to relieve me as babysitter, so here are some more...

"You've got incredibly sad eyes" (an ex boyfriend from several hundred years ago)

"I knew it was you from a distance because you walk funny" (said to me in my teens...I have never walked in a relaxed manner since so I do have an odd gait)

"I cut open a tomato one and it was full of maggots (thank you, ex husband, I invariably wonder about that every time I slice open a tomato)

I shall have to ponder...

why are hair straighteners wasted on you?

I could understand if you had curly hair every time I see you, but you don't :wah:

I was at Bristol coach station last week. There was a tramp type person. He told me I had beautiful eyes... he got £20 for that :wah:

A cousin just told me that I look a lot like my dad, except fatter.

LarsMac;1468901 wrote: A cousin just told me that I look a lot like my dad, except fatter.


Now how could more of you be a bad thing?

Betty Boop;1468878 wrote: I shall have to ponder...

why are hair straighteners wasted on you?

I could understand if you had curly hair every time I see you, but you don't :wah:


She was a stroppy teen at the time and she doesn't even remember saying it.

gmc;1468905 wrote: Now how could more of you be a bad thing?


You'll like this... out canvassing. some woman said to me ' Haven't you got very dark skin to be In the BNP'.... My husband replied ' Yeah, we're waiting on the DNA results'

Oscar Namechange;1468881 wrote: I was at Bristol coach station last week. There was a tramp type person. He told me I had beautiful eyes... he got £20 for that :wah:
You have lovely eyes.

Shall I send a Paypal request for the money ?