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Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:37 am
by cars
Saw a few more funny Bumber Stickers:
* My gas tank goes from zero to $35 in under a minute
* I tried paying my Taxes with a Smile, but they wanted money
* Real Women don't have Hot Flashes, they have "Power Surges"
Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:56 am
by Philadelphia Eagle
Democratic Party Rear Bumper Sticker - 'RUN, HILLARY, RUN. with background of Democratic colleagues urging her on.
Rapidly followed up by Republican Party issuing - Front Bumper Sticker - RUN,HILLARY,RUN! with background of large, fast car bearing down on a fleeing Hillary.
Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:56 am
by Clint
This is a great idea. I'm always making up bumper stickers in my mind when I drive down the road.
Funny, I can't think of any at the moment.

I'll be back...I'm going for a ride.
Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:04 am
by Clint
"My other car is a Shoedabaker" Get it??? :wah:
Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:04 am
by Lon
cars wrote: Saw a few more funny Bumber Stickers:
* My gas tank goes from zero to $35 in under a minute
* I tried paying my Taxes with a Smile, but they wanted money
* Real Women don't have Hot Flashes, they have "Power Surges"
I hate those "My Child is an Honor Student" bumper stickers.
I wish somone would come up with a sticker saying "My kid's are a real pain in the ass, but I love em".
Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:08 am
by Philadelphia Eagle
Clint wrote: "My other car is a Shoedabaker" Get it??? :wah:
No, Clint.
Time to go for another ride!
Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:21 am
by Clint
Philadelphia Eagle wrote: No, Clint.
Time to go for another ride!
I didn't think the first one was long enough. OK
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:11 am
by Clint
For Lady Cop,
“Turn down your bass or I’ll turn up my siren.â€
Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 7:23 pm
by CARLA
LON,
Boy I though I was the only one who hated this stickers.. Just drive me nuts. Plus it a rolling advertisment for an child molestor who reads.. Just head for the school thats where they will be...
I hate those "My Child is an Honor Student" bumper stickers.
I wish somone would come up with a sticker saying "My kid's are a real pain in the ass, but I love em".
Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:48 pm
by Clint
Lon wrote: I hate those "My Child is an Honor Student" bumper stickers.
I wish somone would come up with a sticker saying "My kid's are a real pain in the ass, but I love em".
I saw a bumper sicker once that said something like, "My kid can kick your honor student's _ ss." I thought it was a little too crude but it made the point.
Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:20 am
by BTS
Here's a few:
*WARNING could be offensive to some*
Click to enlarge
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Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:24 pm
by cars
Great ones BTS, not too many bases left open after all of those! :wah:
Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:40 pm
by BTS
cars wrote: Great ones BTS, not too many bases left open after all of those! :wah:
Here are a few more bases..........
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:44 pm
by telaquapacky
In case of Rapture, can I have your car?
Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:48 pm
by BTS
A few more............ Hope I did not double post any
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:44 am
by LottomagicZ4941
Shall have to revisit this thread.
Seems less people have bumper stickers these days.
They do devalue the car a tad.
Lotto
http://www.flalottomagic.net/?sponsor=Z4941
MagicZ4941A
Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:38 am
by theia
My son in law suggested he buy me "My other vehicle's a broomstick"
Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:52 am
by cars
It's not a Rolls, BUT IT'S PAID FOR!
Funny Bumper Stickers
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:18 am
by Accountable
In the MGM Grand on the Vegas strip, there is a shop that still sells all kinds of bumper stickers. The only one I can remember is:
Yes it's my truck. No I won't help you move.