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Posted: **Mon May 25, 2015 3:11 am**

NI First Minister Peter Robinson has suspected heart attack - BBC News

I suppose that's what you get for a lifetime's bigoted ranting. I'm tempted to post a few hectoring clips off YouTube, but then I'd have to watch them. I'd rather not spoil my day.

Maybe the Gay Marriage referendum south of the border tipped him over the edge.

Or maybe his wife found another toyboy to finance. An implausible notion, now I reflect on it.

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2015 9:30 am**

Or it might have been the delayed shock of the tories getting in with an overall "majority"...

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2015 9:25 am**

Or it may even have been the shock of meeting Prince Charles a few days before !

Posted: **Tue May 26, 2015 9:49 am**

The world would have been a far more entertaining place if Prince Charles had been born gay. Camilla would never have been foisted on a horrified nation, Prince Andrew would be his heir apparent and Diana Spencer could have snogged Nasty Nick in the Big Brother house.