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The question that immediately came to mind when I first saw this was "How" ?

Long before I asked "Why"?

Not for the faint hearted or prudish....Nutscaping

Whatever next ? I think some people need to re-think their lives ! :wah:

Bruv;1488387 wrote: The question that immediately came to mind when I first saw this was "How" ?

Long before I asked "Why"?

Not for the faint hearted or prudish....Nutscaping

"selfie" takes on new meaning.

Without actually clicking, on account of the other people who use this machine...

My guess is that this relates to the NHS pamphlet I was sent last month, about occasionally self-checking one's health. And flash not working at too close a range so you need bright daylight, and green backgrounds to bring up the contrast so you can see what they're asking about.

I could post a couple if anyone feels like checking my result. Much like a wayward telephoto shot of an All-Black Haka or the Highland Games Hurdles.

Bruv;1488387 wrote: The question that immediately came to mind when I first saw this was "How" ?

Long before I asked "Why"?

Not for the faint hearted or prudish....Nutscaping


It's a bit like the 90's fad for photocopying your arse!:wah:

Smaug;1488394 wrote: It's a bit like the 90's fad for photocopying your arse!:wah:


It died the day the color copier came into the office.

So I'm told.

spot;1488396 wrote: It died the day the color copier came into the office.

So I'm told.


Yeeeuck!:wah: If the glass had broken, that would have been a definite impediment to 'nutscaping'!

tude dog;1488389 wrote:


Exactly.

There are some things that should just remain unseen.

It does make me wonder why some people get the urge to disport themselves in this manner.

Why?

really - some one had toooo much time on their hands...!!:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Nice sunset without the pubic hair - really this is art? or a fart?:yh_rotfl

Offended :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Oh that cracks me up - the prude I am..

Patsy

Well..............this thread took off faster then some I've posted.

Proves the comedy rule "You can't beat a knob gag"

hmmm I think razors need to be sent out around the world.



Bit of a sexist hobby that one.

Actually i thought the first one looked quite good - mind you, at that point I thought it was a hot air balloon.

I'm still trying to work out how.

Snowfire;1488462 wrote: I'm still trying to work out how.


I can put you out of your misery.......I haven't been practicing mind.

1. Find yourself somewhere awesome

2. Turn your back to the awesome scene

3. Drop your pants

4. Bend over and shoot Nutscape through your legs

Every time I tried it that way, something huge blotted out the view.

spot;1488492 wrote: Every time I tried it that way, something huge blotted out the view.


That could be your fringe.

spot;1488492 wrote: Every time I tried it that way, something huge blotted out the view.


That's because of perspective. Close up even a peanut looks like a boulder.

Bruv;1488486 wrote: I can put you out of your misery.......I haven't been practicing mind.

1. Find yourself somewhere awesome

2. Turn your back to the awesome scene

3. Drop your pants

4. Bend over and shoot Nutscape through your legs


At my age, I cannot get my head lower than scrotum but then I thought of one of those selfie sticks

Snowfire;1488531 wrote: At my age, I cannot get my head lower than scrotum but then I thought of one of those selfie sticks


You can probably get an attachment for that as well.

FourPart;1488533 wrote: You can probably get an attachment for that as well.


And an app ? Maybe photoshop might help.

FourPart;1488508 wrote: That's because of perspective. Close up even a peanut looks like a boulder.


You bad man!:yh_rotfl

Snowfire;1488531 wrote: At my age, I cannot get my head lower than scrotum but then I thought of one of those selfie sticks


You have never taken a selfie have you ? Come on be honest..................the phone needs to be lower than your bits, not necessarily your head.

Snowfire;1488535 wrote: And an app ? Maybe photoshop might help.
Not so much an application as an appliance.

You guys are going to hurt yourselves..:yh_rotfl

Patsy

Patsy Warnick;1488572 wrote: You guys are going to hurt yourselves..:yh_rotfl

Patsy


Again ?