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ForumGarden's new mascot

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:17 am
by spot
The BBC headline "Judge rules on Madonna custody dispute" reminds me that ForumGarden put in an application months ago asking for custody of Madonna. Perhaps today is our lucky day. I'll go and reed the article when I have a moment.

I wonder whether she can cook.

ForumGarden's new mascot

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:43 am
by Bruv
spot;1493895 wrote: The BBC headline "Judge rules on Madonna custody dispute" reminds me that ForumGarden put in an application months ago asking for custody of Madonna. Perhaps today is our lucky day. I'll go and reed the article when I have a moment.

I wonder whether she can cook.


Is that "The" Madonna, the mother of Christ or the scrawny "Like a virgin" pop singer ?

ForumGarden's new mascot

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:50 am
by spot
Bruv;1493899 wrote: Is that "The" Madonna, the mother of Christ or the scrawny "Like a virgin" pop singer ?


Good lord... the pop star, innit.

The Internet is chocka with tosh about the other one. I just noticed "one thing that we can't forget is that The Virgin Mary did bare a child", for example. Not in public, one hopes.

ForumGarden's new mascot

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:56 am
by Snowfire
What about Maradonna ? He's not up to much nowadays and probably much less likely to pull anyone's top down.....well !

ForumGarden's new mascot

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:02 am
by FourPart
spot;1493901 wrote: Good lord... the pop star, innit.

The Internet is chocka with tosh about the other one. I just noticed "one thing that we can't forget is that The Virgin Mary did bare a child", for example. Not in public, one hopes.
At last she had a stable relationship in so doing.

ForumGarden's new mascot

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:04 am
by spot
FourPart;1493904 wrote: At last she had a stable relationship in so doing.


There's been a load of cobblers written about that woman over the years.

ForumGarden's new mascot

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2016 2:39 pm
by the grumps
her new tour is sponsered by andrex toilet rolls...because they both get into the groove :yh_rotfl :wah::p:yh_giggle:yh_worshp