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Stealth PE

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 2:01 pm
by spot
You may well ask. What's Stealth PE, indeed.

I've been Googling penile enlargement and "Stealth PE" is apparently one of the key search terms for finding advice. People want to stop hand-pumping - I'm not making this up - and move onto reversed aquarium aerators to provide the necessary degree of vacuum.

Home distillers use the same device to aerate raw 110-proof spirits without tainting their final product with the essence of rubber that a positive pressure entails. I don't actually want one for either of these reasons but I do want to generate the same small degree of vacuum to the same limited extent, hence my Googling.

If anyone - how should I tactfully put this - has experience with this sort of automated suction, perhaps they could join the thread.

Stealth PE

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 3:06 pm
by Bruv
spot;1499548 wrote: I don't actually want one for either of these reasons but I do want to generate the same small degree of vacuum to the same limited extent........


You are just teasing us all now.

What is the application of your sucker needs ?

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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 3:32 pm
by spot
Oh no, I couldn't, it would be far too.

I started life as a chemist in a research lab back when we used Bunsen burners and such. I'm going to informally pass on a skill or two. Back then I had a vacuum line, here I don't, I need to scratch-build an equivalent.

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:00 am
by Bruv
spot;1499556 wrote: Oh no, I couldn't, it would be far too..... .....Easy ?

Don't you 'do' Google ?

Don't you 'do' Ebay

Surely a simple method would be the same technique used to crush a screw topped tin can by lowering the air pressure by burning something inside it.

Scale it up using a large glass vessel, rubber bungs, and hoses.

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:40 pm
by FourPart
I thought this was going to be a thread about Pokemon Go, seeing as it's promoters say it's about getting people more physically active - i.e. Stealth P.E (Physical Education).

As for Penile Enhancements - how come you don't get similar availability for Penile Reduction?

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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 12:56 am
by spot
If Sir will just lie on the couch and expose the excess material I shall be with him directly.

Cigar cutter... Cheese grater... Bandage... Safety pin... "I saw the Doctor" sticker...

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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 8:26 am
by minks
Spot I was at first going to call you a mad scientist, now I see you are just plain mad.

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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:47 pm
by FourPart
You may mock, but it can be a serious affliction.