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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2016 12:49 pm
by spot
I was working in the lab late last night - well, the kitchen really but there was a lot of glassware involved. Anyway, finally I reckon I've got it right and reproducible so I need field testers. I have produced a pheromone and had there been anyone around I'd have discovered how well it works but it definitely smells the way it ought.

To whom may I send a phial? Form an orderly queue please.

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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2016 1:06 pm
by Momus
One can only advise caution. You could awake to find the feline population sniffing around your abode, lowering the property prices in your area.

https://androticsdirect.com/product.php ... =409&cat=1

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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2016 1:16 pm
by Bruv
Thanks but I have a supply of my own.

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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2016 2:11 pm
by FourPart
You may also find it attracts all the men in your neighbourhood to you.

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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:41 am
by ZAP
FourPart;1501807 wrote: You may also find it attracts all the men in your neighbourhood to you.


I'll have some if you can supply an antidote too.

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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:46 am
by spot
ZAP;1501822 wrote: I'll have some if you can supply an antidote too.Whatever you do at the moment to fend off droves of smitten menfolk will still work I expect.

For those who might be interested I attach a photo of my equipment.

Attached files

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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:07 am
by Momus
spot;1501825 wrote: Whatever you do at the moment to fend off droves of smitten menfolk will still work I expect.

For those who might be interested I attach a photo of my equipment.


Impressive tackle you have there. I possess similar only in the wine production side.

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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:11 am
by ZAP
spot;1501825 wrote: Whatever you do at the moment to fend off droves of smitten menfolk will still work I expect.

For those who might be interested I attach a photo of my equipment.


OOO sexy!

That might be too much temptation for even the last remedy I had for getting rid of the latest stalker--calling the cops.

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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:24 am
by Bruv
Where do you keep your breadmaker ?

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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:44 am
by Momus
Bruv;1501831 wrote: Where do you keep your breadmaker ? She has the spare bedroom, next door to the valet.

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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 5:05 pm
by magentaflame
spot;1501825 wrote: Whatever you do at the moment to fend off droves of smitten menfolk will still work I expect.

For those who might be interested I attach a photo of my equipment.


All you need now are a few more molecules, a couple of spare body parts and youll be well on your way.......Frankie!

spotty, why are you designing your own? You know you can just buy them off the net. (30 dollars inst a bad price for a single molucule.

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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:47 am
by spot
It's to be the foundation of my multinational business empire, I shall be the Kerry Packer of pheromones.

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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 4:18 am
by magentaflame
spot;1501839 wrote: It's to be the foundation of my multinational business empire, I shall be the Kerry Packer of pheromones.
Spose everyone needs a hobby . :)

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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:00 am
by spot
I'm not sure I quite view it that way, I think of it more as my passing a particular skill on. There's an educational edge to it.

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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:47 am
by Saint_
Well I personally find it extraordinarily fascinating. Chemistry is something I've never understood very well. (And that's about the only science I don't understand!)

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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 8:26 am
by ZAP
spot;1501839 wrote: It's to be the foundation of my multinational business empire, I shall be the Kerry Packer of pheromones.


Spot ON with pheromones! Hey, you might use that in a commercial. I could write a jingle for you. (I would expect royalties.) Lyrics are running rampant, amok if you will, in my brain.

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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:07 pm
by spot
Hit the Spot?