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. . . . . . . . . My Wife asked me to take her to one of those special fancy restaurants where the prepare the food right in front of you.










So I took her to SUBWAY!

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have Sex?”
“No”, she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, “Yes”.
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend”.