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Far be it from me to be critical but...(I'm now going to criticise everything you just said)

I may be wrong... (of course I'm not!)

With all due respect...(I disagree completely and don't give a jot for your opinion)

Any others?...(I "really" don't want to be alone on this one or I shall look like the forum meanie)

Let me throw in a few, just to help out.

We will work for a prosperity that is broadly shared...(let the rich get richer, it's what they're for)

Federal spending should not rise any faster than the paychecks of American families...(you won't *believe* what I've got in store here)

we must not overlook the weakest among us...(homeless? what homeless!)

Iranians, like all people, have a right to choose their own government, and determine their own destiny...(hey! foul call! who the hell let them elect a hardliner?)

this Nation and our friends are all that stand between a world at peace, and a world of chaos and constant alarm...(Resistance is futile!)

Your enemy is not surrounding your country - your enemy is ruling your country...(God, did I really say that?)

We exercise power without conquest...(no, those fortress bases are for your own troops, we'll not stay there more than, oh, a hundred years or so)

"Oh, you sounded terrific!" --- (If I have to listen to you sing again, I'm going to pierce my eardrums with a sharp object)

I HATE MONEY, and the "Power" that it brings!!!

no, that dress doesn't make you look fat .........(but don't go to the beach because the "save the whales" people will drag you out beyond the surf to liberate you.)

posted by spot

this Nation and our friends are all that stand between a world at peace, and a world of chaos and constant alarm...(Resistance is futile!) :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl