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Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:01 am**

This works best "live" but lets see how it goes.

This is a puzzle to which you can ask questions to which I can reply only yes or no & its up to you to figure out the answer.

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As a man jumps out of a window he hears the telephone ring and regrets having jumped. Why ?

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:17 am**

because he visualizes his crumpled. bloody, broken body laying on the pavement, and his ex collecting his life insurance? (the phone was just someone selling vacuum cleaners.).

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:30 am**

spoken like a cop :wah:

No

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:31 am**

1humanbeing wrote: spoken like a cop :wah:

Noi know, but made you laugh eh? i am such a cynic! give us a hint...........

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:57 am**

Im sorry Ill pay closer attention if you want to play.

Ill give you a hint if you get stuck but you havent even asked a question yet !

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:01 am**

1humanbeing wrote: Im sorry Ill pay closer attention if you want to play.

Ill give you a hint if you get stuck but you havent even asked a question yet !

neither has anyone else, but it's early on a holiday weekend! LOL.....i can't stand it, i am a detective and usually cut to the heart of the matter, so this makes me crazy. how high was the window? on what level?

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:03 am**

If I ever do anything bad I hope your my detective :wah: (kidding)

yes or no answers only !!!

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:06 am**

1humanbeing wrote: If I ever do anything bad I hope your my detective :wah: (kidding)

yes or no answers only !!!ok, was the window over 3 stories high?

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:07 am**

Ill have to say its not relative

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:15 am**

he had told his wife if she dident phone by 1pm he was killing himself then just as he jumps around 10 past it rings?

im not very good at these lateral thinking puzzles *blush

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:20 am**

No

(If his wife were Scottish I could understand his suicidal tendencies)

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:22 am**

:yh_rotfl

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:29 am**

next question please ?

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:31 am**

ok....the window height is not pertinent. but it is to me, would he die if he jumped??? the phone rings, it is his broker telling him euro-disney did not go in the toilet. but he doesn't know that. next yes or no~~~is he cute?

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:36 am**

ok....the window height is not pertinent. but it is to me, would he die if he jumped??? the phone rings, it is his broker telling him euro-disney did not go in the toilet. but he doesn't know that. next yes or no~~~is he cute?

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yes he would die God ! :rolleyes:

you be the judge

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:40 am**

ok hint-your Euro Disney question is edging along the right way of thinking about it.

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:51 am**

im lost totally :wah:

arrest him lc for disturbing the peace

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:54 am**

Was he waiting on a phone call that could have prevented his suicide?

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:55 am**

Well I was in Florida for 20 yrs

theres a good chance she might have at one time :-3

(but that was then this is now)

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:56 am**

Peg wrote: Was he waiting on a phone call that could have prevented his suicide?

no

hint- if he had answered he wouldnt have jumped

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:56 am**

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yes he would die God ! :rolleyes:

you be the judge

[/QUOTE]hey, i wouldn't be doing my job if i didn't annoy you! it's 1930 and the stock market crashed? hell, everybody jumped. next yes or no----ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME THE ANSWER BEFORE I PUT YOU IN CUFFS AND BOOK YOU? :p

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:58 am**

heee heee is that your interrogation mo ?

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:01 am**

ok this ones a freebie

he thought he was.................on second thought I changed my mind

sorry

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:03 am**

i'm going to get you.

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:05 am**

He thought he was dying so he decided to end his life faster?

Was the call from his doctor saying he was going to live?

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:12 am**

no Peg but your getting closer

lady cop Im getting this visual of you in the precinct slamming your hand down on the table and scaring the truth out of your perp LOL !

Wont work with me Im easy & calm

your technique is like swatting a fly away :wah:

you'll have to try a new approach :wah:

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:22 am**

well i tried.

......ok, rubber hose is off the table. hahahaha...how does sweetness and compassion work with you? i can do that too. this is fun. but i have to go get some sleep....have a great weekend!

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:22 am**

Im just having fun with ya lc

its a beautiful day here & I feel compelled to be out in it so toodles

enjoy your day

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:24 am**

lady cop wrote: well i tried.

......ok, rubber hose is off the table. hahahaha...how does sweetness and compassion work with you? i can do that too. this is fun. but i have to go get some sleep....have a great weekend!

sweetness & compassion are my weak spot !

He thought he was the last man on earth.....he jumped....the phone rang....uh oh

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:24 am**

well allegedly im scary lc being scots n all :rolleyes: which tactic should i try, thigh high stilleto heel boots often have them nervous :p

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:29 am**

you had my attention the second you said you were a Scot girl

Im at your mercy !

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:29 am**

buttercup wrote: well allegedly im scary lc being scots n all :rolleyes: which tactic should i try, thigh high stilleto heel boots often have them nervous :pthigh-highs, stilletos, and minis are my vice costume.....and i am almost 6 feet tall! it makes them want to pay big $$$$$$$ hahahaha BUSTED!!!

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:31 am**

omg have you really done vice work or are you winding me up

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:35 am**

1humanbeing wrote: you had my attention the second you said you were a Scot girl

Im at your mercy !

hey

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Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:36 am**

buttercup wrote: omg have you really done vice work or are you winding me up ;)done lots of vice work. not winding you up. pervert patrol and pros stings. what i said was true...i may get rowdy, but i don't lie.

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:40 am**

lady cop wrote: done lots of vice work. not winding you up. pervert patrol and pros stings. what i said was true...i may get rowdy, but i don't lie.

wow you amaze me daily

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:46 am**

buttercup wrote: wow you amaze me dailyyou are a very nice and intelligent person. i really like you. when i move to Uk i have to visit you and Abbey, who is a love! may i buy you a cuppa?

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:40 pm**

1humanbeing wrote: He thought he was the last man on earth.....he jumped....the phone rang....uh ohHumanbean gave the answer flop x

BTW is that you on your avatar flop?

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:53 pm**

lady cop wrote: you are a very nice and intelligent person. i really like you. when i move to Uk i have to visit you and Abbey, who is a love! may i buy you a cuppa?

i agree totally with that, abbey is a love, i would love to meet up with you both - in your bookstore maybe???????????

there will be a cafe in it right?

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:17 pm**

flopstock wrote:

and yep that's me..got tired of jarjar already..jar's a loser.... :DGood to see you x

Posted: **Sun Jul 03, 2005 5:29 am**

flopstock wrote:

and yep that's me..got tired of jarjar already..jar's a loser....

Wow. Don't sugar-coat it hon, tell me how you really feel.

*slinks off, slouching, sniffling, pert-near in tears* :-1

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