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I was helping a patient with some antibiotics when the little boy standing there said " I think daddys right you are pretty" He was with his mother!

-another time I was helping a gentleman and his little boy about 7 says" My dads really pissed about my moms boyfriend" The father then looked down at him and flicked him between the eyes and they both cracked up.

-the other day a little boy was in with his mom and said "Hey I saw you yesterday you got pulled over by a cop" And I replied" No,honey that wasnt me"

-little boy "My dad said look it's the lady from the pharmacy"

-me "No, honey it must have been someone who looked like me"

-little boy" I dont thiiiinnnk so!"

-the boys mother-"stop it she said it wasnt her"

They left and I told the tech, guess what ? It was me!!!!!!!!

-We both cracked up

-There was a long line of people and it's a very small town, No way was I going to admit it.

My two year old grandaughter who is going on five, climbed up on her changing table and started swinging a diaper and yelling : "diaper change, diaper change"

Her mother thinks if she can do that she should get potty training started.

My daughter got social services to our house when she told her teacher there was a centipede in her room. Well DUH - she left her outside door open - in the desert - with known centipede populations outside. The social worker came over and about had a laughing cow!! Case dropped.

My step daughter and I were changing before we went swimming, I said "What did you do?" She laughed, "Oh yeah, I just painted them today!" Her nipples were painted purple!

Back in the 80s when the show Little House on the Prarie was popular, my oldest son watched it quite often. He popped up one day and asked me if I came to California in a wagon! That was pure revenge, for I remember as a child coming home from school one day after learning about Thanksgiving and the Pilgrims, and asking my mother if she had used a horn book in school as a child! No wonder I was given dish washing duty for a week.