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Women are like APPLES: The best ones usually are at the top of the tree.

Many men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling

and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that

aren't as good, but easy.......

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,

they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one

who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.



Now Men....

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp

the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner

with.

That made me giggle.

:yh_giggle made me giggle too!!

Made me a littel "tipsy"

(all that stompin ya know)

There is something to be said for marrying later in life - you don't have to do the stomping!

Well that made me smile thanks for making me smile cars

babygirl wrote: Well that made me smile thanks for making me smile cars


You're most welcome - Glad to have made you smile babygirl.

(especially after reading your other post, depressed)

nvalleyvee wrote: There is something to be said for marrying later in life - you don't have to do the stomping!


You really never know, sometimes it may take more than stomping, as some older men are soooooo set in their ways. It may take dynamite!!!

cars wrote: You really never know, sometimes it may take more than stomping, as some older men are soooooo set in their ways. It may take dynamite!!!


But there is so much less effort in using the dynamite than there is in all that stomping. :sneaky:

Maybe al ittle apple cider will help too.

chonsigirl wrote: Maybe al ittle apple cider will help too.


You bet your sweet life on that one. It takes an onry person to handle an onry person.