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What song does the ice cream truck play in YOUR

neighborhood? We have several here, the predominant tune

seems to be "Maple Leaf Rag" by Scott Joplin, but there's

also one that plays is it Under the Bigtop? Do do dooty

ud'll doo doo do dood uu or something like that...



And yes, I've gotten ice cream from the truck a couple times

and I'm no longer a kid... so sue me!

Or the jingle of the bells as the old fashioned ice cream venders sell their delicious wares, with the clinging of the bells and the sound of children's feet running on the pavement to get there first.

*looking for a spot to move into the line*

And yes, I've gotten ice cream from the truck a couple times

and I'm no longer a kid... so sue me!



Ok



Affidavit



STATE OF (wherever Valerie is) ss: COUNTY OF (same as state)

KNOW ALL YE MEN BY THESE PRESENTS,

That on this 25thday of July, 2005, Valerie personally came and appeared before me confessing the crime, of acting like a kid and getting ice cream from the kids ice cream truck, known, and known to me, who after being first duly sworn, deposes and says:

(Insert Sworn Statement)And yes, I've gotten ice cream from the truck a couple times

and I'm no longer a kid... so sue me!



FURTHER AFFIANT SAYETH NOT.

Valerie is being deposed for judgement

SUBSCRIBED TO AND SWORN TO before me this 25th day ofJuly, 2005.

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My old man convinced me for years that the vans only made a noise when they were empty!!!

Bothwell wrote: My old man convinced me for years that the vans only made a noise when they were empty!!!




Will remember that one!!

Now that the children and I are living 'in town' they've become the bane of my life, they always show up just as you're dishing up tea!!!:-5

My neighborhood ice cream truck plays "Home on the Range"....over...and over....and over....

Some days, I put it in the sights of my AK-47, just for therapy purposes, of course. :yh_ooooo

Bothwell wrote: My old man convinced me for years that the vans only made a noise when they were empty!!!


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



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