Parrot Talk!
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:03 pm
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I inherited a female parrot from a friend, and she only knows how to
say one thing."
So "What does she say?" the priest inquired.
"She says, 'Hi, I'm a hooker! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught
to pray and read the Bible. Bring your parrot over to my
house, and we'll put her in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrot to praise and worship, and
your parrot is sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be
the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrot to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male
parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and
praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrot
in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrot cried
out: "Hi, I'm a hooker, Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,
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" Drop the beads, Frank, Our prayers have been answered."
say one thing."
So "What does she say?" the priest inquired.
"She says, 'Hi, I'm a hooker! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught
to pray and read the Bible. Bring your parrot over to my
house, and we'll put her in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrot to praise and worship, and
your parrot is sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be
the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrot to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male
parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and
praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrot
in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrot cried
out: "Hi, I'm a hooker, Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,
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" Drop the beads, Frank, Our prayers have been answered."
