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Acronyms

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:26 am
by chonsigirl
Acronyms! All those abbreviated letters that stand for the most outlandish, long designations of something or other. What acronyms do you find annoying, and how would you make it much easier for the average person to understand?

There’s even an acronym finder I found, with almost half a million acronyms!

http://www.acronymfinder.com/

Good grief!

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:39 am
by theia
That's clever. The site will generate a new acronym for you. Mine is PDP - parallel digital programming.

I find it annoying that I work for a national organisation whose name everyone thinks is an acronym but which isn't. So I'm always being asked "What do the letters stand for?"

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:40 am
by anastrophe
three-letter acronyms are by far the most preferred acronyms - FDA, CIA, UPS, MIT, CYA, DEA....and of course, they have their own self-referential acronym - TLA.

i like TLA's quite a bit. i cringe at the more preposterous acronyms, where the name of the agency/group was back-formed from a word that was desired as the acronym. e.g. PATRIOT act, CARE, etc....

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:18 am
by Jives
This thread is SNAFU.:D (Situation Normal, All F'd Up)

Joe Walsh (of the Eagles) said it best:

A!

A A

Triple A!

(Triple A?)

A! A! A!

U can B 1

U can B 1 2

2 B or not 2 B

C?

ABC R E Z

ABC R fun.

A!

Alphabetical order.

Here we go...

UFO on LSD

R2D2, C3P0, how ’bout ET?

ABC, BBC, CBN, NBC.

MTV, VH1, HBO, CNN.

SCTV, SAT.

Degree? BA, BN, BS, A! How about BAC? A!

Alphabetical order.

A! A! A!

Alphabetical order, from A to Z

Alphabetical order, its E Z

EWI, MAED, BAR, A! ERA.

PMS, IUD, VD, HIV, R U 1 2? R O!

DNA, SnM, CLC, ILBT, X!

Alphabetical order, from A to Z

Alphabetical order, its E Z.

A! CIA, KGB, FBI, IRN, TRW

IOU, CPA, SOS, A!

1 W not 2!

W 3D, ORH, EIEIO.

IOC, PS, NESTLES, ROLAIDS, RESPECT

MICKEY Y? Y? Because we like U.

USA! A!

Alphabetical order!

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:08 am
by chonsigirl
Reminds me of that 3 Stooges song,

Ba-a-bay,

Be-e-be..........................

Attached files

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:20 am
by BabyRider
My favorites:



TCOB = Taking Care Of Business

DILLIGAF = Do I Look Like I Give A F***? (biker patch)

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals (is that right?)

FTW = Forever Two Wheels

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:23 am
by minks
TTFN

tah tah for now "winnie the pooh"

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:33 am
by lady cop
Far...what is BOHICA? ....anyone mention FUBAR yet?

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:00 pm
by lady cop
i just KNOW you did not mean to write bend over HER!!! LOL :wah: ..freudian slip there buddy? .............BOHICA= Bend Over Her It Comes Again!

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:42 pm
by telaquapacky
Far Rider wrote: hahahahha oh yes, im a teribl typr....
Ever heard "IITYWIMWYBMAD?"

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:12 pm
by abbey
telaquapacky wrote: Ever heard "IITYWIMWYBMAD?"Go on, i'll buy you a drink if you tell me.;)

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:35 pm
by telaquapacky
abbey wrote: Go on, i'll buy you a drink if you tell me.;)Abbey knows it! Hint: found on a drink serviette in a coctail lounge (what Americans call "napkins" but that's another story).

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:52 pm
by abbey
Far Rider wrote: Abbey!!!!



I get it. like



IITYWIMWYKM????



OR.... IYTMDIWKY!If I Tell You What I Mean Will You Kiss Me.

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:01 pm
by abbey
And you took her drink?

You brave, foolish man! :D

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:12 pm
by telaquapacky
abbey wrote: If I Tell You What I Mean Will You Kiss Me. That's the going rate when my wife asks me what I'm thinking. (although the toll goes way higher if I get a big idea)

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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:36 am
by cars
Far Rider wrote: Golly Ive been waiting for someone to ask!

BOHICA= Bend Over Her It Comes Again!

HUW=Hurry up, wait. (often said while some one shouted, smoke em if you got em.)

FUBAR= F***ED Up Beyond All Recognition. Also a very good one!


FUBAR in the "Mfg workplace" stands for:

F----d Up Beyond All Repair.

BIOYA = Blow It Out Your A**